Roy-Issues meet Bat-Issues!

[noturdadsbatman]

[So. Unless all of Gotham City had gotten together without him and decided to go completely retro, this little Bat's pretty sure that he's not in New York anymore. In fact, from the pics he's seen of old Gotham, it never looked like this place. And that's not even touching the fact that Terry had been just turning into the library when he'd

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[ignite_the_sky]

[He'd thought for sure he'd gone into a pet store, but this doesn't look anything like any of the buildings he's ever seen before. In fact, he's pretty sure this isn't anywhere he's ever been before. Did they redecorate and not notify anybody

[noturdadsbatman]

[Actually, after a second, he realizes that that's the best response he's gotten so far. Also that he hadn't really expected to get one. Which is kind of scary -- who wants to be stuck in a city full of glassy-eyed dummies?

His hands on the man's shoulders, he doubles over as he half sighs and half laughs in relief for a moment before straightening up again, grinning.]

Oh man, you're a real person!

[ignite_the_sky]

[The first thought that runs through his head is "Oh god please don't be the replacement for Lieutenant Hawkeye because I really don't want to end up making out with a guy". The second is something along the lines of "WHY IS HE TOUCHING ME".

It's the third that gets voiced.]

...as opposed to a fake person?

[noturdadsbatman]

[Raises an eyebrow at you and glances sidelong over his shoulder in the direction of approaching footsteps. When he turns back to you, he jabs a thumb backwards at the person that passes by the aisle.]

Have you tried talkin' to these spuds? They're not exactly great conversationalists, if you get my drift.