Mad props to JEFF for first creating these as well as most of the text. Starting from now, we'll have a new one every one month so we can keep the lists fresh.
Player: Pixle Character: Bob Heather Arceus Seeking: God of Pogglemons seeks out men and/or women for super not really sexy times (unless you WANT it to be sexy, I mean uh)
ALLOW ME TO REPLY IN A TOTALLY TEASING MANNER WITHOUT GIVING AWAY MUCH OF ANYTHING and then how do you feel about riding a pony into outer space while it sings an 80's song.
Player: Pixle Character: Ganondorf Seeking: Sexual problems? Bitching at him for starting a mini war? Just want to interact with him? YES PLZ, TELL ME MORE.
Ribbon could use some boyfriend/girlfriend advice. Daroach can take a few sexual tips(lol, like he's going to admit that :p), or maybe a chat with Rosalina?
I am open to all these options for great justice. I think I will be doing a new sexual log a few days after the con, so Ribbon and Daroach could come in there and be...err sexually educated on big huge lips.
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Character: Bob Heather Arceus
Seeking: God of Pogglemons seeks out men and/or women for super not really sexy times (unless you WANT it to be sexy, I mean uh)
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Character: Goroh
Seeking: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO SOME LOGS WITH HIM YES? YES.
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YOU GET THE IDEA
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WE CAN PARODY MULAN BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS GIRLS PRETENDING TO BE MEN. I THINK.
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Character: Ganondorf
Seeking: Sexual problems? Bitching at him for starting a mini war? Just want to interact with him? YES PLZ, TELL ME MORE.
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Character: Otacon
Seeking: Hello, he needs new interactions, and some old ones, help plz
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(but seriously, yes)
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Player: Pixle
Character: Sonic the Hedgedouche
Seeking: Sonic, you need more interaction, please help him. Warning: Comes with Chilidawgs Chilidogs.
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