Third Incision - In which there is kleptomania.

[healforscience]

[Medic is feeling very smug right now. Without his own medical kit, he's been making one by stealing various odds and ends from the hospital. Initally, he didn't think this was a very good idea, but everyone at the hospital greeted him this morning as if he had worked there for years. It wasn't hard to swipe a few things here and there, and he

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[shamagaladin]

[I'm sorry, your awesome accent has totally lost me.]

Wh...what?

[healforscience]

I am collectink blood samples und attempting to take a record of how people 'ave changed since zhey came here. I'm lookink for a pattern.

[shamagaladin]

[he's going to go through that slowly. Blood, he got that part...]

Do you think the town is changing us?

[healforscience]

Vell, vhen I arrived here, I noticed zhat my scars are missink. Other people 'ave zaid ze same 'appened to them, so ze town has done somethink to us.

[hop_toit_udonge]

... And just how do you intend to go about doing this?

[healforscience]

I vish to collect blood samples und start recording how people 'ave changed physically since zhey arrived here.

[hop_toit_udonge]

And how do you plan to do so?

[healforscience]

Vell, if ve keep a written record of ze things zhat 'ave happened to people, per'aps a pattern vill emerge.

[your_reanimator]

Being rather bold, aren't you? You are the..."new" doctor at the hospital, if I'm not mistaken?

[healforscience]

Oh, you actually know zhat I am new?

...I vas a bit confused by most of ze staff.

Ze name is Audric by ze vay, but I am also known as ze Medic.

[your_reanimator]

I'm not a drone like most of the staff.

Herbert West. A pleasure.

[healforscience]

'Ave you been in zhis town long? Vork seems...easy enough.

He's interested to know what he can get away with.]

/Going to hell

[mini_meatbun]

Experiments for what?

Psh, Medic is SO the only one going to hell here.

[healforscience]

I vant to know vhat ze town 'as done to our bodies.

I'm iving him a CHILD to experiment on. There's a place there, at least.

[mini_meatbun]

It's done something to our bodies?! Is that why I hurt my foot when I got here when I've never gotten hurt like that before?!

We can burn together! 8D

[healforscience]

[The Medic raises an eyebrow.]

Er, vhat do you mean?

[bustydefense]

And how will you be... studying that?

[healforscience]

I vish to take blood samples und keep a record of all ze changes people undergo vhile here. Zhere must be a pattern.

[bustydefense]

What makes you think it's in the blood?

[healforscience]

It may be, it might not be. I 'ave no idea.