First Incision - In which there is a bit of a panic attack.

[healforscience]

[Our dear Medic awoke to find himself lying in bed, all alone, in a room he did not recognize. After tearing apart the bedroom in search of his personal effects, he fell under the impression that he'd been captured. Either that, or this was a dream. He wandered about the house, eventually snatching a pair of scissors from a drawer to use as a

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Phone

[brbpouncingyou]

Well, you've awful clever. Welcome to Mayfield. It's pretty shitty here.

And I'm going to assume you've got a hell of a lot of questions?

Re: Phone

[healforscience]

Mayfield? So I 'ave not been captured? Und yes, I 'ave no idea vhat is going on.

[brbpouncingyou]

...You might've been captured, considering that none of us know how we got here. Provided, of course, that you woke up in a bed that was not yours, a room that was not yours, a house that was not yours, in a town that was not yours?

[healforscience]

Vell, you're right. Do you 'ave any idea vhat should be done? Zhat is...how to get back?

[He pauses.]

Who is zis, anyvay?

[touchmysquirrel]

My dear Friedrich. Back from the dump?

[healforscience]

Vhat, Friedrich? Who iz zhat?

[touchmysquirrel]

My God, you've finally cracked. It's because I wasn't with you, wasn't it? You just can't do without me.

[healforscience]

Vasn't...vhat? My name iz not Freidrich. My name iz Audric.

[muffled_noises]

*well that's a voice he hadn't heard in awhile!*

Medic!

[healforscience]

[Delighted to hear a familiar voice]

Pyro, iz that you?

[muffled_noises]

Recognized me unmuffled? I'm shocked. Demo and Soldier are here, too.

[healforscience]

I've 'eard your voice before. Though it vas vhile you were on ze operating table. Good to know you are doing vell.

Zhey are? I'm not sure if zhat is a good or a bad thing.

[findingponies]

You have, like, a totally obnoxious accent.

[Says the nation who speaks like a valley girl. Um, welcome to Mayfield? :D? ]

[healforscience]

Vell, English vas not my first language.

[His accent IS pretty obnoxious, anyway.]

[findingponies]

uh, it like, isn't mine either. Or my second language (that was, like, Latin or whatever) or my third language (French) or like my fourth (Russian) or like even my fifth (German). I also speak Lithuanian, Kashubian, Belarusian, Ruthenian, and like some other languages.

And that, like, doesn't stop me.

[healforscience]

Zhat is quite ze repertoire. Do you study languages?

[bustydefense]

For a place that can steal us from many different worlds and times, it does feel rather backwards, doesn't it?

[healforscience]

You 'ave a point. Vhy put us in such a static place? Unless ve aren't actually gone from our worlds, und this is just a dream.

[bustydefense]

A group delusion? It's possible. Would you dream me into existence?

[healforscience]

I 'ave no idea. I think zhat zhis is more real zhen a dream, but honestly...it iz hard to piece ze situation together.