I get kind of bored with blonde jokes, but this is a pretty good one.

Pat sent me a text message at 1:30 in the morning, but I didn't get it until this morning when I woke up ( Read more... )

-Wayne Brady = amazing. Good times with good friends. Thanks for being an awesome friend, Meghan ( Read more... )

Grad school has officially started. Woo-hoo!

yes, bad spanish grammar on purpose, so i don't want anyone emailing me correcting. Cuz i speaks good every language i know. So yah, there's all these things called ( Read more... )

Wow, talk about a nerve-wracking game!  France and Italy both scored in the first nineteen minutes, then nil in the two overtimes, and then the penalty kicks! Italy is notorious for losing at the penalty kicks (as I'd watched in 1994).  Italy's team now is a lot stronger than the 1994 one.  Even though we had the legendary Roberto Baggio, I don't ( Read more... )

so I will give my own translation.

FUCKING SWEET WE WON THE GAME!

And we made two goals in like the last two fucking minutes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

So...to all the German fans out there...good game, but I don't think you'll have to worry about the Italian tears in your beer.

VIVA ITALIA!!!!!!  FORZA AZZURRI!!

Oh and uh, Happy Birthday America.

SUCK IT, GERMANY.

If you didn't watch Tiny Toons and Animaniacs, then you did not have a childhood ( Read more... )

Ok, so I'm not going to give a mise en scene (ooo I did learn something from my film class) analysis of Mission Impossible: 3, but I did see the movie today. I actually enjoyed it. It did have its moments of, "Wow, that's really dumb/can never happen in real life," or "WHY THE HELL IS TOM CRUISE BEING LOVEY-DOVEY, GET ON WITH THE ACTION." But while ( Read more... )