until around 10 this morning, i was unaware that the cardinals were not only a baseball team, but a football team as well ( Read more... )

Richard Alpert: Who are you?

John Locke: My name is John Locke.

Alpert: Is that supposed to mean something to me?

Violins: *are signaling a big revelation*

Locke: Jacob sent me.

Audience: ...Duh.

Richard: *is still hot*

Alpert: (woahomghowdoyouknowjacob?) Put the gun down.

Punk British kid who thinks no one knows the island better than he ( Read more... )

i'm going to the inauguration ( Read more... )

please, please, please let 2009 fix the (to be quite frank) shittiness created by 2008 ( Read more... )

cracked.com is a really fun place to be when you're bored out of your mind ( Read more... )

everything i've been trying to put into words about twilight has been nicely organized into this lovely little screenplay: http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.htmlRead more... )

have not begun to read over poems i need to be able to recognize and name.

exam in less than twelve hours.

need sleep at some point. or at least as shower.

so much to go over. once again, left things to the last minute.

FUCK.

we get a full week off for thanksgiving break, which basically means the entire student body flees campus from friday-sunday and spends the rest of the week in a turkey-and-shopping-induced stupor ( Read more... )

i'm watching sarah palin speak right now and actually feel a little sick.

in other news, i'm a junior in college?!? when did that happen?!?

when my car was broken and you had a 7:20 interview that was 40 minutes away, i didn't say a word. i woke up early, ordered a cup of coffee and eggs, and sat in a booth by myself while you worked on your story ( Read more... )