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[hearhear]

ALPHABETICAL ORDER???

Is it too late for me to change my surname? I DON'T WANT TO BE PAIRED WITH GOYLE!!! Does Goyle even talk? Has any of you ever heard him TALK?? Does he even know how to stun those beasts?? I hope no one's expecting me to protect him!

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[abitloony]

oh
be careful anthony!

now i'm

worried!

[hearhear]

Don't worry, I'll be fine! I can use Goyle as a human shield!

[footballsbetter]

GOYLE? Oh I'm sorry for you, mate.
I'm with Turpin! One of you! I'll make sure not to tarnish her too much.

[hearhear]

Can we switch partners?? Is it allowed???

[fetchthestyx]

Goyle doesn't need stunning spells, he has fists the size of hams. When one has deli meat appendages, one doesn't need magic.

[hearhear]

Well I wouldn't mind it if he'd hit those animals, or sit on them or SOMETHING but he doesn't do ANYTHING!! Maybe he's been away from Malfoy too long, and now he's starting to die without someone to tell him what to do and how to do it and when to breathe???