11:00 p.m. On the phone... Greg: Can we hang out? Me: I am wearing my retainers and I have white pimple crean smeared all over my face. Greg: I still think you're cute.
Lauren: Can we hang out? Danielle: I am wearing my retainers and I have white pimple cream smeared all over my face, and I have my pajama pants pulled up to my boobs. Lauren: That's okay. I'll pull them down for you and lick off the pimple cream and make out with your retainers.
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Lauren: Can we hang out?
Danielle: I am wearing my retainers and I have white pimple cream smeared all over my face, and I have my pajama pants pulled up to my boobs.
Lauren: That's okay. I'll pull them down for you and lick off the pimple cream and make out with your retainers.
How's that for friendship?
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