How do I love useless things
24/h relationship test, based on The day Tohru and Yuu got together except the future isn't available so I put 2008 instead of 2010
Oh and also the KARMA SUTRA METER.
Yuu (Cancer) and Tohru (Gemini)
Oh, dear. You will be incredibly attracted to this charmer. Getting Gemini to bed isn't always easy, though. Although there is enough flirting to make you think you might have to get a room on the way home, you might find that the talking goes on and on and on ... until you just lose your patience and go in for the attack. The mouth is the first orifice you want to deal with. You'll want to make a transition from conversation to the non-verbal variety of communication some time, or else the sun will come up before you do.
If Gemini's lovemaking style seems a little detached to you, that could be because this busy person spends far more time stimulating the mind than workin' it with the body. This doesn't mean that Gemini can't learn. Certainly, once enveloped by your mind-body-spirit approach to melding with your lover, the idea that you want to be loved will get across. Well ... maybe. In truth, you will probably scare Gemini to death because you seem to embody the perfect refuge for the two of you to -- GULP -- settle down. Gemini is not easy to corral, by any measure, and this could be the obstacle to your unified bliss.
Your fear of being left holding a cookie sheet filled with chocolate chip confections with no one there to feed them to could be justified in this case. If you can let Gemini have ample time away from you, though, you have a shot at making a long-term love affair work. Your karmic lesson from Gemini is to learn how to let go of someone long enough to give them time to figure out if they want to come back.">
Oh and also the KARMA SUTRA METER.
Yuu (Cancer) and Tohru (Gemini)
Oh, dear. You will be incredibly attracted to this charmer. Getting Gemini to bed isn't always easy, though. Although there is enough flirting to make you think you might have to get a room on the way home, you might find that the talking goes on and on and on ... until you just lose your patience and go in for the attack. The mouth is the first orifice you want to deal with. You'll want to make a transition from conversation to the non-verbal variety of communication some time, or else the sun will come up before you do.
If Gemini's lovemaking style seems a little detached to you, that could be because this busy person spends far more time stimulating the mind than workin' it with the body. This doesn't mean that Gemini can't learn. Certainly, once enveloped by your mind-body-spirit approach to melding with your lover, the idea that you want to be loved will get across. Well ... maybe. In truth, you will probably scare Gemini to death because you seem to embody the perfect refuge for the two of you to -- GULP -- settle down. Gemini is not easy to corral, by any measure, and this could be the obstacle to your unified bliss.
Your fear of being left holding a cookie sheet filled with chocolate chip confections with no one there to feed them to could be justified in this case. If you can let Gemini have ample time away from you, though, you have a shot at making a long-term love affair work. Your karmic lesson from Gemini is to learn how to let go of someone long enough to give them time to figure out if they want to come back.">