Well, I never.

[heart0foak]

Princess Ananova, I must apologise profusely for my lack of contact with you or, indeed anyone yesterday, but whenever I tried to step outside my quarters, some nitwit challenged me to a duel. It got a little tiresome after the fifteenth time, so when I finally managed to escape through a not-too-easily-visible window and go to see to the care of

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[asyouw1sh]

And I've heard this was comparatively mild to some others? This is such a wondrous place, I could build a summer home here.

[heart0foak]

Aye, and recommend it to one's colleagues in the mess hall

"Have you tried the City, old man? Splendid weather this time of year and the curses that make the friendly local folk run around striking each other's heads off are only a minor annoyance, and indeed give the place a spot of local colour, I think."

[asyouw1sh]

You should be in charge of this place's advertisement campaign, it'd be more overcrowded than it already is.

[heart0foak]

Quite. Perhaps I should present myself to the deities for the position.

I find myself at a spot of a loose end until her Royal Highness begins classes again, Roberts. Don't suppose you fancy finding somewhere to drown our sorrows?

[crete_goddess]

It's perfectly fine, darling, I'm just glad you're all right...

[heart0foak]

Quite all right, thank you, your Highness. Luckily most of them were absolutely appalling fencers.

Clearly our work here is greatly required...

[crete_goddess]

Ahah, that it is...pity that lull of peace didn't last very long.

[heart0foak]

A pity indeed. Ah well, time to take cover again on a regular basis...