Every Day a sucker is born...guess today it was me

On the other hand, I only made one call to the cops today for drunken disturbances. Maybe I should count it as a good day

I walked down an aisle of Target and felt like a little girl again: My little ponies, pound puppies, My little ponies, Strawberry Shortcake, Cabbage Patch kids, Care bears and Doodle Bears! Freakin awesome! Now if only they would bring back the Popples. I know they've been bringing this stuff back for the past two or three years, but Gods bless ( Read more... )

Screw you, I was only doing my job...Weren't you the one always telling me that I'm accountable for everything that occurs under my shifts? So then, why are you being such an asshole? You were always so honest, so why all the acts now? Fine whatever, continue to perpetuate all the things you and I once classified as "high school drama" and be a ( Read more... )

Hey I have a great idea...why doesn't someone else make a pointless super hero movie for me to ignore. When will this phase end.

Does anyone else watch Shakira and wonder what in the hell she is doing? Sometimes she looks like she is involuntarily convulsing...creepiness

I just finished watching the movie Closer. It was freaking brilliant!! What a great movie...twisted, but good. Jude Law, Natalie Portman, and Julia Roberts are fantastic together. It's hard to follow in the beginning, but worth sticking with ( Read more... )

It's amazing how stupid people are sometimes....I was supposed to take an online final at 6pm, but due to technical difficulties, the test will start at 6:30pm. When I first had a problem, I emailed the professor and then looked for answers on the class dicussion board. on the discussion board, I found people complaining that they had planned ( Read more... )

I love digital cable, it allows me to watch My So-Called Life at 5 in the morning. I always wanted to be Rayanne, only without all the ridiculous personal problems and family drama. Thank God the combination of flannel dresses and purple tights are out of fashion. I miss grunge, but mostly the music, not the fashion ( Read more... )

What's my name bitches? Back in the day ( Read more... )

What is it about the statement "we're closing" that is confusing to people. I made 3 warning announcements that we were closing at midnight. One at 11:30, one at 11:45, and one at 11:55pm. I even played the song "Closing Time." And yet people were still surprised and rude when I asked them to leave at 12:10am....unbelieveable!! The drunk ( Read more... )