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an article in the news, jake's expression seems to darken with every word. why are his cities such failures? and why can't he go back to help? ]
"Ohio was the only state with multiple cities in the Top 10 for poverty rates last year. Cleveland was ranked second, with Cincinnati seventh. Detroit was No. 1."
[ ... but at least his cities
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You Pops' neighbor, long time no see...well I don't think we ever met, I'm all the way on the other edge of the state. My sis is probably closer to you, Pittssburgh.
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But yeah, I've met Alexia a few times. Is she doing well?
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But heeeey, what's with the list? Not like it isn't expected, but he can't help but smile.]
Hey, only one city of mine compared to three. Things are looking up for me!
[This isn't to say he still doesn't seem a little upset. It's only expected.]
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[ Jake's enjoyment in tormenting Griffin is stronger than his inner turmoil. Only slightly, though. ]
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Hey, he's gettin' better, ya know. We're all gettin' better up here. An' like I said, he's my only one. If ya put your three together, 's kinda funny. I may not be great at math, but that adds up pretty badly, 'specially since those are all top metro cities. My little thirty-three percent compared to all of yours added up comes out nicely!
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No, that's not how you do it. You have to add up the percentages and divide by three to get the average, which is still way lower than yours overall. Haha -- didn't you learn that in math class?
Besides, the only reason there aren't more of your cities on there is 'cause they're all moving away. [ Take that, Mr. A-Family-Every-Twelve-Minutes. >:| ]
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"Well at least you're getting some attention fo dhat stuff. Tha only times my cities eva get into tha papa is because some dumb body dun gun and done somethin' embarrassin'! Do you know how hard it is to shake the stupid southerner stereotype when all the news sees is "Billy Joe killed his entire family, dog included, then killed himself all with a lawnmower blade . . . because God told him too!?"
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That's... Unfortunate.
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...M' Surprised the 'Sin Cities' or Milwaukee aren't on there...
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Don't dwell on this too much though Jake, we all have our hard times.
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