Oye vey. COLUMN #4. I'm so ashamed.

[heart_savvy]

Sometimes I get myself into unusual situations and I'm not exactly sure how I manage. (Actually, I piece together the string of events later -- but that's beside the point.) Anyway, I digress... Whenever the words "bikini wax" are even muttered, both sexes' nether regions tense up, and their faces cringe with fear and pain. Leave it to me to idly

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[heart_savvy]

The fragments are completely stylistic, thank you very much.

[heart_savvy]

It already went to print.

[ruxpinrumble]

perhaps you could develop that last section more, you know the whole "impossible standard of beauty" part. i liked the whole article, but i think that further development of that section is necessary, because it is sort of a blurb, and then it ends the quite abruptly.

other than that, good piece, a very funny topic that i can relate to *coughselfwaxingkitcough*

[heart_savvy]

Yeeah, I have a specific word count to stick to and by the time I reached the end of the story part -- I was out of words. I thought a little of something was better than nothing.

[heart_savvy]

I may, but I'm probably just going to move on.

[carcrashbabies]

i do have to agree about the ending & it was somewhat unclear when you were talking about the standard of beauty.

[heart_savvy]

Word counts are a bitch.

[carcrashbabies]

by the way, i don't mind reading your columns.

aliceindream from blurty

[completebreakfs]

want to hear the epitome of shallowness?

..i go under the light for my bikini. yes, laser hair removal.

best part: my mom convinced me to do so.

DEAR GOD.. it hurts like a mother.

[heart_savvy]

I wish I had the money for it. No hair ever again? Sign me UP!

Way to go, ma.