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My tweets
- Thu, 16:07: My new band #teachersrock have cancelled our band prac due to our drummer having a senior management team meeting. Jamming alone in my class
- Thu, 18:10: @ pgofton @ laurakirsop Transport is Arranged (For Tomorrow's Field Trip), Type Slowly (With One Finger), Silence Kid(s), Jam Kids ...
- Thu, 18:13: @ pgofton @ laurakirsop ... Summer ( ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Tue, 12:26: RT @ Booktrust: The Waterstone's Children's Laureate 2011-2013 is... Julia Donaldson #childrenslaureate
- Tue, 15:40: RT @ MacmillanKidsUK: RT to win Congratulations to Julia Donaldson, the new #childrenslaureate !!
- Tue, 22:19: BRB, using my congressional phone for sex chat with blackjack dealer.
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My tweets
- Mon, 15:33: Who are your favourite tweeting premiership footballers? Big fan of the Nevilles, M. Owen, Wazza. Any proper mentals out there?
- Mon, 23:11: PARENTS: stop putting energy drinks in your childrens' packed lunches.
- Tue, 07:49: Anyone else excited to find out who the new children's laureate is today?
- Tue, 07:56: CONSTIPATED? Try ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Sun, 12:38: Cath Kidston: 1950s products at 2050s prices.
- Sun, 13:18: Amazing fact: my dad (aged 64) has never used a cash machine.
- Sun, 19:19: First of a tonne of landscape photographs from the Lake District http://t.co/kFx2u8a
- Sun, 19:43: Well well well. How the turntables...
- Mon, 07:47: Post-holiday first-day-back-at-work pit of ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Sun, 08:39: Incisive journalism once again from #TheDailyFail http://bit.ly/iTq4S2 (read the comments section)
- Sun, 11:11: U SRS? http://yfrog.com/ehrh2wj
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My tweets
- Fri, 14:02: Sat by the river in Grassmere, tweeting. #itswhatwordsworthwouldvewanted
- Sat, 10:38: Interesting article on the revival of the sax in today's @ guideguardian. Turns out our album is on a bandwagon I didn't even know existed!
- Sat, 12:07: RT @ RussSAFC: @ WayneRooney youve got a merkin on your head u fat gay #pubehead
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My tweets
- Thu, 13:14: Is it racist if a Chinese waiter tells you your eyes are bigger than your belly? (This actually happened to me yesterday)
- Thu, 17:34: Photo: The Westmorland Gazette gets all the big news stories. http://tumblr.com/xoc2t1yybk
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My tweets
- Tue, 17:17: This tweet is applicable to almost every episode. RT @ loiiis: I LOVE THIS EPISODE OF FRIENDS
- Tue, 23:06: Didn't mention this yesterday, but WE'RE HAVING A DAUGHTER! Now I'm compiling a list of awesome children's books with female protagonists.
- Tue, 23:06: RT @ planetjedward: Jedward and President Barrack Obama @ BarrackObama @ ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Sat, 12:27: Today in this house is all about doing chores whilst singing along to @ stairstokorea. I just attempted a Carlton dance. #thisisliving
- Sat, 12:31: BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAAA #boybearitinmind
- Sat, 16:59: RT @ 90sPremStars: Bryan Goggs - Entirely fictional Monchuster Utd man had an affair with BB's Umogen Thamas. Lasted 7 ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Fri, 19:04: We're in a posh restaurant. As I finish my desert, my gf announces "I could really do with a big plop when I get in." #thisiswhatilivewith
- Fri, 20:49: I eat my pizza like a dartboard.
- Fri, 21:11: Apparently Ryan Giggs won Family Man of the Year at the Manchester United Player of the Year Awards.
- Fri, 23:26: Holy fuck Catherine ( Read more... )