LONG BEN!
You are 63 %Treasurer, have 62% Seafairability, crave 54% Bloodlusting, and lust 48% in Wenchwanting!
Henry Every, or Jonathon Avery, or Captain Bridgman, or Long Ben, you
were the most idolized pirate of your time. You were the Micheal
Jackson of piracy. In more ways than one. While the plunder you picked
up in the Red Sea and the ease with which you sailed off is legendary,
so is your 'relationship' with fellow pirate Thomas Tew. I understand:
you're on a ship for months at a time with no women in site... it
drives some pirates to blood thirsty killing, and some to... boys.
There. I said it. You are an amazing pirate, a legend in your own time!
It's just your personal life that bothers us other pirates. We're fine
with the boys, I mean when you've been on the ocean for a matter of
months even the stoutest cabin boy starts to look good... it's just
that, do you have to slice open every wench in every port you attack?
Some even have all their teeth still in, and a good wench is hard to
come by, even in the best of times!
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 70% on Treasurer
You scored higher than 41% on Seafairability
You scored higher than 81% on Bloodlusting
You scored higher than 71% on Wenchwanting
Link:
The What Kind of PIRATE Are You Test written by
JosephineGreen on
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