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Me and Chris brainstormed this idea last night... I decided to write the story. Don't ask.
There once was a royal castle at the base of mount beanis. There resided the finest league of warriors to walk the lands. Being no match to the abundance of furious dragons, mythalogical creatures and ravaging sea-toad men, the league of warriors seeked a greater challenge. They consulted the great elder sewer rat Donabago who told the warriors tales of beanis mountain. At the top of beanis mountain grew "the bean of infinite wisdom", a mighty plant, fruiting one bean every hundred years. The plant can only be grown correctly under the devine UV rays of god. Being that the peak of beanis mountain is the only place in all the lands to collect such light, it is the only location where such folliage can maintain life. The mighty warriors chanted in glory! There quest be it so: "Venture to the top of beanis mountain and harvest the bean of infinite wisdom. But be warned, for the higher you escalate, the more dangers you will face. Beasts of great strength roam beanis mountain and it is no place for childs play." The warriors ignored the warning and began suiting up into there armor. The team consisted of 50 men and 2 women to clean/cook. The party gathered at the pub for a round of urine lagers and got some rest, for they were off at the crack of morning...
TO BE CONTINUED
There once was a royal castle at the base of mount beanis. There resided the finest league of warriors to walk the lands. Being no match to the abundance of furious dragons, mythalogical creatures and ravaging sea-toad men, the league of warriors seeked a greater challenge. They consulted the great elder sewer rat Donabago who told the warriors tales of beanis mountain. At the top of beanis mountain grew "the bean of infinite wisdom", a mighty plant, fruiting one bean every hundred years. The plant can only be grown correctly under the devine UV rays of god. Being that the peak of beanis mountain is the only place in all the lands to collect such light, it is the only location where such folliage can maintain life. The mighty warriors chanted in glory! There quest be it so: "Venture to the top of beanis mountain and harvest the bean of infinite wisdom. But be warned, for the higher you escalate, the more dangers you will face. Beasts of great strength roam beanis mountain and it is no place for childs play." The warriors ignored the warning and began suiting up into there armor. The team consisted of 50 men and 2 women to clean/cook. The party gathered at the pub for a round of urine lagers and got some rest, for they were off at the crack of morning...
TO BE CONTINUED