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...they set off at the crack of dawn, the warriors went out in groups to hunt antelope for shishkababs before the big climb. The first 100 feet of the mountain was rather gentle. After that things started getting serios. The odd wave of barbarian octopi (plural for octopus?) made kamikaze dive attacks from the sky. The warriors fended them off and advanced further up, onto what appeared to be a man eating hole in the ground, with teeth and all the oral neccesities. A large tongue came out of the mouth and wrapped around a group of 5 men playing pogs. They screamed loudly, and attemted to release themselves but with all there might could not. The rest of teh group looked in amazment and walked around the hole. Suddenly a large gryphon equipped with seats flew from out of no where. The group mounted the gryphon, but could not fit all. The gryphon said, "I will take you to beania peek, select your finest warriors!". Everyone elected captains and then lined up waiting to get picked. "I pick gabriel".. but Gabriel refused and said, "Im sticky partners with owen! If you pick me... hes coming too!" The captain agreed, and selected the rest of the team. The others were to walk to the base of the mountain naked. The gryphon took off, and made it to the peak of the mountain where the warriors faced there final destiny... TO BE CONTINUED