TDS ♥ CR Chart
RELATIONSHIPS
C A N O N
Ichigo Kurosaki
Bleach
"I haven't even swallowed the situation I'm in right now!! You think I can stand up and fight like this?!"
HUGE FUCKING CRUSH.
No seriously, as much as she acts like she thinks he’s possibly the dumbest human being to ever exist, it’s just her cover for the massive crush she has on him- made worse by the fact that she pretty much forgets how to function if he’s too close.
Poor Bastard
H O U S E H O L D
Dave Strider
Homestuck
"Okay, I want to know who the fuck drugged me and got me to sign a shitty contract for a shitty season of Survivor. Shit be ridic and off the wall."
Some poor brat Riruka has decided needs her glorious presence in order not to get his ass in more trouble than he needs to. She may or may not have a little bit of a big-sister complex going here.
She totally ships him with one gardenwhiz, by the way~
Jade Strider Harley
Homestuck
"Hehe! I told you that he always comes around when the time is right! He is like... like a real-life knight!"
Cute, cute and more cute- Jade is one of those sorts of kids you can't help but like and surprisingly, even Riruka's no exception to this. That narcolepsy thing kind of suck though- whoops.
She totally ships her with one ishades, no fucks given~
Tavros Nitram
Homestuck
"Uhhh... I am not sure... H-how I could be possibly more specific!!"
Fucking. Adorable.
Even if he does need to man up, grab his voice and say what he means. Riruka gets that it's hard for him to do so, but it's not like she's not good at helping people with their confidence issues.
Run Tavros. Run.
♥ F R I E N D S
Batman
DC Comics/Batman
"You're using it to help others. I have no objections to that."
IT'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
...no seriously, what the hell do you want her to say other than that? Seriously dude. Batman.
Big Boss
Metal Gear Solid
"Really? And here I was under the impression you enjoyed being loud and rounding up people.... What a wasted talent."
A pissy old guy who always thinks she should be doing more than she is. Riruka thinks he needs to shut up and put his money where his mouth is sometimes. He also teaches self-defense and crap at the dojo, and she shows up... sometimes.
Fuck you, she likes sleeping.
Dean Winchester
Supernatural
"Fair enough, sweetcheeks, fair enough."
Hooooooooooot.
Also, talking to him pisses Adam off. Bonus points~!
John Egbert
Homestuck
"Some golden hearted man with a difficult past only waiting for an opportunity to make up for it!"
Another one of those cute kids you can't help but like, though like with Jade's narcolepsy, she does worry about John's... John-ness.
Kanaya Maryam
Homestuck
"Adorabloodthirsty Is The Most Accurate Of Words My Thinkpan Could Possibly Recall In This Universe Or In Any Other."
Kanaya is a smartmouthed troll girl whose lipstick turns into a chainsaw. She also likes to help tease Karkat, even if she does it in a roundabout sort of way.
Great kid, best motivation.
Karkat Vantas
Homestuck
"Fuck you. You know our quadrant system. Do you have any clue how difficult it is to maintain a perfect balance for that shit?"
Karkitteeeeeeen~
Riruka's named herself Karkat's unofficial Lusus (it's his own fault, really) and she loves to mess with him. He's a good kid though- a little flail-y and temperamental, but good, even if he does swear too fucking much. He's also ridiculously good at explaining troll romance.
Kid needs a girlfriend. Boyfriend? Whatever.
Naminé
Kingdom Hearts
"Tough... love?"
A nice enough kid, if a little clueless- at least she seems to have a decent sense of humor underneath that bland exterior, otherwise she might be a completely lost cause.
Natsuhi Ushiromiya
Umineko no Naku Koro Ni
"Caution is never a bad idea, particularly in a place such as this and with younger people under my care."
A pretty classy one, Natsuhi's the kind of older woman that Riruka sometimes thinks needs to chill out a little. Still, she's got her heart in the right place and she's good at helping keep the Brats of the Island in line.
Rapunzel
Tangled
"So we should be happy with what we have. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to do more!"
Girl's got spunk, yes she does. Rapunzel doesn't get down because of much, but even when she does, it doesn't last, and it's a good thing in a place like the island.
She also bakes a mean cookie, which Riruka is infinitely grateful for.
Riku
Kingdom Hearts
"Well, if you are offering, I'm not about to say no. Do you need any help?"
Again: hoooooooottt. Also pretty nice, if a little quiet- but then it's better than being a blabbermouth like some people she could name.
Rin Asano
Blade of the Immortal
"Completely trusting you and taking my time getting that into my head."
Oh Rin. Poor, poor Rin. Riruka may or may not have accidentally made her terrified of trolls, and while she does feel bad about it, she thinks it's kind of hilarious. Also, Rin is kind of awesome for being sympathetic to Riruka's PMS-induced bitchery, unlike some people.
Riza Hawkeye
Fullmetal Alchemist
"Might as well learn how to fight without a gun."
Hawkeye's kind of a badass. No seriously- it wasn't hard for Riruka to tell that much, even before the monsters started attacking. She's pretty cool under all that military hardass though.
Rose Lalonde
Homestuck
"True. You could say I am the queen of books. Look at me and all of my big words."
Another mouthy one, though nowhere near as funny as Kanaya. Not nearly as endearing either. She's a friend of Dave and Jade's though, so Riruka supposes she can put up with her.
Sakura Kinomoto
Card Captor Sakura
"Ah, Ms. Riruka's probably busy. I shouldn't disturb you too much."
Holy. Fucking. Moé. This little girl is without a doubt the most singularly adorable thing Riruka's ever seen, and it's a little scary.
Riruka demands lolita clothes to put her in ASAP.
The Eleventh Doctor
Doctor Who
"Really great hair, by the way. Always wanted to be a ginger."
What the actual fuck? No seriously, that's all she's got for this guy. He gets points for stitching Ichigo up, though that hardly makes up for the fact that he's just. Plain. Weird.
E V E R Y B O D Y E L S E
Adam Milligan
Supernatural
"Uh please don't. I'd like not to think about the creepy things out there that'd like to eat me alive."
A bitch nearly on-par with Riruka, and that's saying something. He likes to pretend he's not being a jackass even when he is and hates Riruka because she's a mouthy bitch.
Um, wow, hi pot it's me kettle, long time no see.
Equius Zahhak
Homestuck
"D --> Sharing the human emotion called friendship
D --> With that lowb100d
D --> Is not saying much"
Some stuffed-shirt brat with an ego that needs to be severely taken down a notch and a kink for being ordered around. He simultaneously pisses her off and gives her the creeps. Also, he insults everyone Karkat a lot, and that just makes it worse.
Lucifer
Supernatural
"Quote goes here. Yes, here."
SATAN. Literally.
That is all.