Stunningly Beautiful [InuYasha -- Inu/Kag] | PG-13
Author: Michiko
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language and supreme cornballness =3
Genre: Fluff/Humor
Summary: InuYasha's talking with his online girl again.
Author's Note: This is just a little something I wrote off the top of my head. Plotless and pointless, with no sense of direction, and corny screen names, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. =P
Disclaimer: InuYasha © Rumiko Takahashi. I only own the writing.
Status: One-Shot - Complete
The silver-haired hanyou stared at the picture on his computer screen in utter shock. The say it in a few words, he was stunned. THIS was the Kagome Higurashi he had been chatting with for the past three months? THIS was innocentShrine_grl? Sure, the girl in the picture fitted his AIM Buddy’s description well enough; the long, raven locks, slightly tinged with blue, and the chocolate brown of her eyes. Indeed, she didn’t appear that tall, about 5’3”. But what Kagome had failed to mention was what surprised InuYasha the most.
She hadn’t warned him about how curvy her figure was, or how long and shapely her legs were, how full her breasts, or how lusciously pink her lips. And her smile…aside from her eyes, it was her smile that got him the most. It was purely joyful, innocent, and sweet. She reminded him of an angel in the white and red sundress she was wearing.
Holy…shit…
A beeping brought him out of his trance, and he jumped slightly as Kagome’s chat box popped up.
innocentShrine_grl: Hey dog boy! :P You still there?
innocentShrine_grl: Did you open the pic?
InuYasha swallowed - hard - as he typed back, still staring at Kagome’s picture from the corner of his eye.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: *scoff* yeah I’m still here, and yeah, I’m looking at the pic right now.
innocentShrine_grl: cool. ^_^ oh, and I got another one. Look: http://raven-beauty.net/me/pic3.jpg
innocentShrine_grl: ^_^ clickie! And tell me what you think!
InuYasha clicked the link. Again, he was blown away by her beauty. She’s fucking gorgeous, he thought, staring at the screen, wide-eyed. How the fuck can she be single? How the hell can she still be so hella sweet and innocent looking like THAT?! Hell, all the pretty girls I know lost their virginity and sweetness at fucking 14! But Kagome…damn…
innocentShrine_grl: Yash? You there? *frowns*
The boy tore his gaze away from the picture to concentrate on the chatting girl.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: damn, yes I’m still here! Quit asking that!
innocentShrine_grl: *rolls eyes*
innocentShrine_grl: so seriously…what’d you think?
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: what’d I think?
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: Holy fucking shit. That’s what I think. *grins*
innocentShrine_grl: 0.o so…you think I look nice?
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: Fuck, kag. You don’t look nice. You’re not even pretty. You’re fucking GORGEOUS. O.O
innocentShrine_grl: lol…seriously?...wow. :P thanx.
innocentShrine_grl: *blushes heavily*
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: lol…you really blushing?
innocentShrine_grl: hah! I just looked in the mirror. I resemble a tomato. x_x
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: LMAO
innocentShrine_grl: seriously though. I am SOOO glad you can’t see me right now! :P
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: Shit. I’m not. :(
innocentShrine_grl: ROFL!! ^_^
innocentShrine_grl: aww! Is da widdle puppy vewy sad? *makes puppy dog pout*
At those words, InuYasha gave an involuntary shudder. Thinking about Kagome puppy dog pouting did things to his lower region that made his pants feel highly uncomfortable.
Shit…
Shaking his head, he tried to focus on the conversation.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: oi, wench! The only one allowed to puppy dog pout here is ME!! *growls*
innocentShrine_grl: lol…
innocentShrine_grl: yes, O Demented One. :P
innocentShrine_grl: ^_^
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: Thank you, faithful servant.
innocentShrine_grl: ROFL! DORK!! XD :P
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: lol. You said it, not me.
innocentShrine_grl: haha
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: oh, and speaking of pics, you got the ones I emailed you of me, right?
innocentShrine_grl: XD yes *HUGE grin* XD
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: heh. so you DO think I’m HoTT!! XD *ego drastically inflates*
innocentShrine_grl: LoL! I think you’re handsome, baka. :P ^_^
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: ….handsome?? that’s…it?????
innocentShrine_grl: ^_^ maybe.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: no way! You gotta think I’m hot!! *winks suggestively*
innocentShrine_grl: If I did, I wouldn’t tell you, dog boy. :P
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: WHAT?! after the way I complimented you?? >X( …grRrRr…
innocentShrine_grl: *smiles cheekily* I don’t think your ego needs inflating. XD
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: keh. bitch.
innocentShrine_grl: baka
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: wench
innocentShrine_grl: asswipe
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: fuckface
innocentShrine_grl : dipshit
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: ugly konoama
innocentShrine_grl: …
innocentShrine_grl: blue monkey butt!! >.<
InuYasha laughed out loud at that one. This girl amused him to no end.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: lmao. well that’s a new one. :P
innocentShrine_grl: XD *huge grin*
innocentShrine_grl: I have just expanded your vocabulary.
The hanyou laughed again, smiling widely. He was just about to reply when Sesshoumaru burst through the door.
A scowl marred his half-brother’s face as they made eye contact.
“Ah, I see my little brother is hogging the computer again,” he spat venomously.
InuYasha scowled back. “Shut the fuck up, baka.”
The picture on the screen caught Sesshoumaru’s eyes, and he raised an eyebrow. “Who’s this, brother? Your wench?”
“I said shut the hell up, dammit!” InuYasha growled.
His older brother simply scoffed and eyed him pitifully. “So it seems as though my bastard of a little brother is more like father than we think.”
Finally fed up, InuYasha grabbed a book from the table and chucked it at him, missing him by a scarce few centimeters and hitting the wall instead. “Leave me the fuck alone, Sesshoumaru,” he snarled.
Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes and walked out the door. “The computer’s mine tonight, little brother. You best be off it by the time I come back in,” he called over his shoulder.
The hanyou scowled harder as he turned back to the computer screen. During the argument, Kagome had messaged him three times, each an attempt to get his attention.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: sorry. my bastard of a brother was bothering me.
innocentShrine_grl: ‘tis okay. I gotta go now anyway. Homework. X_x
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: sucks. >.< :( so I’ll ttyl?
innocentShrine_grl: definitely. ^_^ bye!
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: heh. bye, beautiful.
innocentShrine_grl: *blush*
innocentShrine_grl has signed off.
The hanyou sighed contentedly and leaned back in the chair, his mind reeling with thoughts of his online friend. His pretty, sweet, kind, available online friend. And she didn’t live too far away either. Smirking to himself, he reopened the links to her pictures, staring thoughtfully at her smiling face. He silently decided to do whatever he could to make her his. Yes, he knew that a relationship started through cyberspace was a tad bit…uncommon, but take one look at the triangular dog ears atop his head, and you’d know he wasn’t very “common” anyway.
Why not? he thought, grinning.
Satisfied for the time being, he closed his programs and logged off, wrenching the door open with a loud bang and yelling for his brother. He’d need to borrow the car this weekend…
A/N: And there you have it!! Perfectly pointless. =D Room for continuation? Definite potential? You decide. ;)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language and supreme cornballness =3
Genre: Fluff/Humor
Summary: InuYasha's talking with his online girl again.
Author's Note: This is just a little something I wrote off the top of my head. Plotless and pointless, with no sense of direction, and corny screen names, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. =P
Disclaimer: InuYasha © Rumiko Takahashi. I only own the writing.
Status: One-Shot - Complete
The silver-haired hanyou stared at the picture on his computer screen in utter shock. The say it in a few words, he was stunned. THIS was the Kagome Higurashi he had been chatting with for the past three months? THIS was innocentShrine_grl? Sure, the girl in the picture fitted his AIM Buddy’s description well enough; the long, raven locks, slightly tinged with blue, and the chocolate brown of her eyes. Indeed, she didn’t appear that tall, about 5’3”. But what Kagome had failed to mention was what surprised InuYasha the most.
She hadn’t warned him about how curvy her figure was, or how long and shapely her legs were, how full her breasts, or how lusciously pink her lips. And her smile…aside from her eyes, it was her smile that got him the most. It was purely joyful, innocent, and sweet. She reminded him of an angel in the white and red sundress she was wearing.
Holy…shit…
A beeping brought him out of his trance, and he jumped slightly as Kagome’s chat box popped up.
innocentShrine_grl: Hey dog boy! :P You still there?
innocentShrine_grl: Did you open the pic?
InuYasha swallowed - hard - as he typed back, still staring at Kagome’s picture from the corner of his eye.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: *scoff* yeah I’m still here, and yeah, I’m looking at the pic right now.
innocentShrine_grl: cool. ^_^ oh, and I got another one. Look: http://raven-beauty.net/me/pic3.jpg
innocentShrine_grl: ^_^ clickie! And tell me what you think!
InuYasha clicked the link. Again, he was blown away by her beauty. She’s fucking gorgeous, he thought, staring at the screen, wide-eyed. How the fuck can she be single? How the hell can she still be so hella sweet and innocent looking like THAT?! Hell, all the pretty girls I know lost their virginity and sweetness at fucking 14! But Kagome…damn…
innocentShrine_grl: Yash? You there? *frowns*
The boy tore his gaze away from the picture to concentrate on the chatting girl.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: damn, yes I’m still here! Quit asking that!
innocentShrine_grl: *rolls eyes*
innocentShrine_grl: so seriously…what’d you think?
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: what’d I think?
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: Holy fucking shit. That’s what I think. *grins*
innocentShrine_grl: 0.o so…you think I look nice?
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: Fuck, kag. You don’t look nice. You’re not even pretty. You’re fucking GORGEOUS. O.O
innocentShrine_grl: lol…seriously?...wow. :P thanx.
innocentShrine_grl: *blushes heavily*
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: lol…you really blushing?
innocentShrine_grl: hah! I just looked in the mirror. I resemble a tomato. x_x
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: LMAO
innocentShrine_grl: seriously though. I am SOOO glad you can’t see me right now! :P
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: Shit. I’m not. :(
innocentShrine_grl: ROFL!! ^_^
innocentShrine_grl: aww! Is da widdle puppy vewy sad? *makes puppy dog pout*
At those words, InuYasha gave an involuntary shudder. Thinking about Kagome puppy dog pouting did things to his lower region that made his pants feel highly uncomfortable.
Shit…
Shaking his head, he tried to focus on the conversation.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: oi, wench! The only one allowed to puppy dog pout here is ME!! *growls*
innocentShrine_grl: lol…
innocentShrine_grl: yes, O Demented One. :P
innocentShrine_grl: ^_^
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: Thank you, faithful servant.
innocentShrine_grl: ROFL! DORK!! XD :P
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: lol. You said it, not me.
innocentShrine_grl: haha
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: oh, and speaking of pics, you got the ones I emailed you of me, right?
innocentShrine_grl: XD yes *HUGE grin* XD
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: heh. so you DO think I’m HoTT!! XD *ego drastically inflates*
innocentShrine_grl: LoL! I think you’re handsome, baka. :P ^_^
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: ….handsome?? that’s…it?????
innocentShrine_grl: ^_^ maybe.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: no way! You gotta think I’m hot!! *winks suggestively*
innocentShrine_grl: If I did, I wouldn’t tell you, dog boy. :P
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: WHAT?! after the way I complimented you?? >X( …grRrRr…
innocentShrine_grl: *smiles cheekily* I don’t think your ego needs inflating. XD
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: keh. bitch.
innocentShrine_grl: baka
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: wench
innocentShrine_grl: asswipe
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: fuckface
innocentShrine_grl : dipshit
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: ugly konoama
innocentShrine_grl: …
innocentShrine_grl: blue monkey butt!! >.<
InuYasha laughed out loud at that one. This girl amused him to no end.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: lmao. well that’s a new one. :P
innocentShrine_grl: XD *huge grin*
innocentShrine_grl: I have just expanded your vocabulary.
The hanyou laughed again, smiling widely. He was just about to reply when Sesshoumaru burst through the door.
A scowl marred his half-brother’s face as they made eye contact.
“Ah, I see my little brother is hogging the computer again,” he spat venomously.
InuYasha scowled back. “Shut the fuck up, baka.”
The picture on the screen caught Sesshoumaru’s eyes, and he raised an eyebrow. “Who’s this, brother? Your wench?”
“I said shut the hell up, dammit!” InuYasha growled.
His older brother simply scoffed and eyed him pitifully. “So it seems as though my bastard of a little brother is more like father than we think.”
Finally fed up, InuYasha grabbed a book from the table and chucked it at him, missing him by a scarce few centimeters and hitting the wall instead. “Leave me the fuck alone, Sesshoumaru,” he snarled.
Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes and walked out the door. “The computer’s mine tonight, little brother. You best be off it by the time I come back in,” he called over his shoulder.
The hanyou scowled harder as he turned back to the computer screen. During the argument, Kagome had messaged him three times, each an attempt to get his attention.
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: sorry. my bastard of a brother was bothering me.
innocentShrine_grl: ‘tis okay. I gotta go now anyway. Homework. X_x
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: sucks. >.< :( so I’ll ttyl?
innocentShrine_grl: definitely. ^_^ bye!
HoWl_cuz_Im_HoTT: heh. bye, beautiful.
innocentShrine_grl: *blush*
innocentShrine_grl has signed off.
The hanyou sighed contentedly and leaned back in the chair, his mind reeling with thoughts of his online friend. His pretty, sweet, kind, available online friend. And she didn’t live too far away either. Smirking to himself, he reopened the links to her pictures, staring thoughtfully at her smiling face. He silently decided to do whatever he could to make her his. Yes, he knew that a relationship started through cyberspace was a tad bit…uncommon, but take one look at the triangular dog ears atop his head, and you’d know he wasn’t very “common” anyway.
Why not? he thought, grinning.
Satisfied for the time being, he closed his programs and logged off, wrenching the door open with a loud bang and yelling for his brother. He’d need to borrow the car this weekend…
A/N: And there you have it!! Perfectly pointless. =D Room for continuation? Definite potential? You decide. ;)