48th Hangover - He's a Hero, I swear.
[Look out Mayfield! If there's trouble, The Captain is there! With super strength, flight, and near invulnerability, there has to be something he can do.
He's sober people, this is not a drill. This is the real thing.
So he's coming to help you! Yes, YOU! And you too ( Read more... )
He's sober people, this is not a drill. This is the real thing.
So he's coming to help you! Yes, YOU! And you too ( Read more... )
Ah...how does this work? Is something going to blow up if I press this? How hard do I have to press? How many times do I have to press? Can he really hear it inside the house? I'm no good with buttons...
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Landing on the sidewalk and walking up to the confused resident.]
Hey, having trouble getting in?
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N-no! T-this isn't even my house.
[She takes a deep breath and calms down.]
I'm...just trying to figure out how to use this button thing. People tell me it's a doorbell and you're supposed to use it instead of knocking.
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[Well, that isn't something that takes a super hero.]
It's easy. You just push the button like this...
[He's not paying attention to the button, he's paying attention to the girl. So his finger pushes the button in, and pushes a hole right through it!]
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[She can only stare as the man utterly destroys the doorbell.]
I don't think you're supposed to press it that way...
[This man seems to have the same problem that she does.]
I suppose you're not very good with buttons either.
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Okay, um, I am going to go. You never saw me here, okay?
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[Well, that was random. Now to explain to the occupant of the house why he would need a new doorbell...]
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Thanks.
[And with that, The Captain takes off flying. Escaping is probably the best way to put it.]
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