11th Hangover - I'm The ☠☠☠☠ Hero [Action | Jealousy Event]

[heartstar_blues]

[THE CAPTAIN is being an idiot. After a little compulsion from a not so nice troll, a bit of alcohol and his normal anger issues The Captain has decided to be a hero and show the town what he is made of. He is not the side kick, he is not the back up, he is the ☠☠☠☠ hero

Comments

[puzzlerprince]

[Eddie's strolling through town when suddenly he hears some commotion outside the police station. That voice sounds pretty familiar... Is it that guy he talked to on the phone? The Captain, or whoever? In any case, this looks like a dangerous situation.]

Do you have any idea who you're up against?

[heartstar_blues]

[Two and two hasn't equaled four yet unless Edward walks around dressed as the Riddler.]

"Yeah, if you got a problem with it buddy I suggest you stay clear and leave this to the professionals."

[puzzlerprince]

So I take it you're a professional leaper, but not quite a professional looker.

[heartstar_blues]

"I don't know who you think you are, but if you don't have anything helpful to add I suggest you go find a hole to stick your head in."

[miltianbunny]

[Shion is out shopping like she seems to do every other day or so, and stops when she hears what he's shouting. She sort of rubs her head a bit, but steps nearer to speak to the man.]

I don't think that's going to do much but get you in trouble.

[heartstar_blues]

"I got this kid, don't worry."

[No, he doesn't.]

[miltianbunny]

What are you going to do, exactly? Do you have some sort of power? Because I doubt a 9 Iron is going to do much when he can backfire a gun without touching it.

[heartstar_blues]

"You know what? No one asked you. Someone has to show this fat ☠☠☠☠ that we aren't going to take this no matter how powerful he is."

[springtime4me]

Ummm.... Mr. Captain, sir. Please stop. Antagonizing Mr. Olney will only get you droned.

[heartstar_blues]

[He does recognize this kid. The Captain would be teasing him if this wasn't such serious business.]

"If that's the worse he can do then I say bring it. The fat ☠☠☠☠ isn't scary and maybe I'll make him pretty with one good swing."

[springtime4me]

You have to calm down. This kind of violence won't accomplish anything!

[heartstar_blues]

"It'll let him know I am not going to bend over and take it."

[plantenough]

[Viktoria heard the yelling from a block away.]

I have a feeling you're going to regret this on the morrow.

[heartstar_blues]

"Not as much as he's going to."

[Confidence, my name is...]

[plantenough]

I don't suppose there's any way to talk you out of such foolishness?

[As if she's going to.]

[heartstar_blues]

"Nope, not unless you got a better weapon to hand me I am going with this."

[iflifehadaface]

[Oh shi-What? Scott had been passing by after the real deal of learning that Mayfield was NOT a dream. He was unsure if he should approach the Captain and try and reconcile for his attempt at spilling the beans about his existence, but it seemed like the Captain had some more pressing plans to attend to. From a good yard away, Scott shouts.]

HEY! CAPTAIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

This is in part your fault!

[heartstar_blues]

"I'm going to ☠☠☠☠ this guy's with a golf club, what does it look like I am doing? I am being the ☠☠☠☠ hero."

Re: This is in part your fault!

[iflifehadaface]

Throwing your life away makes you a hero? Hey.. Listen.. About what I said earlier. I-I was wrong. I shouldn't have said that shit.

I don't know what you've got against the police, and I wish I could insert a real snarky music joke right now but, think about what you're planning on doing.

Re: This is in part your fault!

[heartstar_blues]

"Don't worry about it. I got over it."

[Well, the being from a comic part. The whole issue with no one else knowing who the ☠☠☠☠ he was still hurt.]

"Grady is one of the big bad guys here. I'm going to show him what a Super Hero can do."