17th Hangover - He's Making a List [Call | Everyone]

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain is really creeped out by this radio broadcast.

Time to drunk dial.

With anger!

Call to the town!]

"☠☠☠☠ you radio station. ☠☠☠☠ you town. ☠☠☠☠ this ☠☠☠☠."

[Some muttering and then a long, slow breath.]"Okay. ☠☠☠☠ it

Comments

[puzzlerprince]

Sound advice. Surprising, considering its source.

[heartstar_blues]

"Maybe I should have added be careful of the elf boys in tights, they are probably the threat and should be left to rot in the streets."

[He'd never do that, Doc Scout was one of them.]

[puzzlerprince]

Well, that seems like a bit of an unfair bias.

[heartstar_blues]

"Yeah, when has this town been ☠☠☠☠ fair?

....

So, you going to take my advice or are you elves stuck doing something?"

[brbgoing2russia]

Okay, yeah, it was totally creepy. But also, totally cheesy. Is that really necessary?

[heartstar_blues]

"You get your ability to bounce back?"

[brbgoing2russia]

Nope. Still unbouncy.

[heartstar_blues]

"You make any friends who won't kick you out for saying 'Dark Vengeance'?"

[has_a_name]

... maybe if I'm lucky, something will happen to Gigglemesh...

[heartstar_blues]

"Maybe, though for now it's better to worry about your friends than your enemies. They'll get it just like the rest of us."

[has_a_name]

... that's true...

... ... do you know what I should expect...?

*since the only thing she's been through so far is infinite turkey, which wasn't exactly terrifying*

[heartstar_blues]

"It's going to be bad, that's about it. They're pretty creative usually."

[weiss_tank]

Hey, calm down Captain, I know you're worried but still...

[heartstar_blues]

"People keep making the same mistakes around here."

[So says the man who has fought Grady twice. Once with fists, once with a 9-iron. Both provoked by The Captain.]

[weiss_tank]

Yeah I know people do, but just take a deep breath ok? [Pot? Meet Kettle, I think you'll be good friends.]

[heartstar_blues]

"I'm breathing just fine. If hazmats come down the ☠☠☠☠ chimney people just need to be ready."

[doesntpoop]

They're going to do something horrible again?

[heartstar_blues]

"Probably. You got friends?"

[doesntpoop]

W-well, not close ones....[Schuldig doesn't count. He's a snivelling slimeball]

[heartstar_blues]

"Then it's going to be bad."