[The Captain was back from a strange dream about running around town as a kid. Maybe it was repressed memories coming back up again and mixing with current trauma? This is what he got for not drinking in a couple of weeks...
So The Captain makes a call to the town. Remembering that he had plans.]
[[Phone | Unfiltered]]"Hey! This is The
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You're lucky I'm providing drinks, this isn't a party it's a serious ☠☠☠☠ meeting."
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No one's going to get drunk and start making out, right?! [She hung out with classy drunks.]
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No one's getting drunk and making out or I'll toss them out. They'll be a few blocks away before the land."
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I'm not a rich guy who gets to buy himself cool toys, a utility belt, and a bullet proof car. ride around in a ☠☠☠☠ red and gold flying robot suit, I'm The Captain."
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... should I make some snacks...?
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[The Captain thought so far ahead, can you tell?]
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I was going to host it in the back yard."
[That's a no.]
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I'll come over a few hours early and clean so you can be a proper host.
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I'm not hosting this for friends by the way. I am hosting this for a group of deranged sociopaths."
[He isn't distinguishing heroes of villains from that statement.]
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