23rd Hangover - Why does this keep happening?

[heartstar_blues]

[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.][[Phone | Unfiltered

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[imaginenumbers]

... Captain... who did this?

[heartstar_blues]

I don't know, some crazy girl I hit on.

[imaginenumbers]

I'll need more information than that.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, so do I. She summoned a big ☠☠☠☠ snake that I think spit acid on me. She might have stabbed me.

[heartstar_blues]

Hello? This better not be a ☠☠☠☠ prank.

[sojackedup]

You...died. And then came back.

[This might be the first non-hostile sentence that Jack has spoken in Mayfield. At home, she knows one other person who came back from the dead, but that was under very special circumstances.]

The hell?

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, you do that here.

It hurts, you feel like ☠☠☠☠ but then you wake up in the morning good as new.

So yeah, you don't get out that easy.

[thatsnotaknife]

... You alright there, mate?

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, I'm getting used to this ☠☠☠☠.

Oh yeah, avoid giant ☠☠☠☠ snakes and crazy women.

[thatsnotaknife]

Don't mind giant ☠☠☠☠ snakes, but I'll keep the sheila thing in mind. Fucking hell, the people in this place...

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, you're telling me. All I did was offer to walk the ☠☠☠☠ home.

[ohmytenth]

...you fucking died?

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, I ☠☠☠☠ died. Stupid ☠☠☠☠ giant snakes.

[ohmytenth]

Giant snakes?

...whoever you pissed off, keep them away from your house.

[heartstar_blues]

Don't worry, I met this one on the street. Crazy ☠☠☠☠ too, I was just going to walk her home.

Are you still creeping around my house?