29th Hangover - Like all night Donkey Kong [Phone]

[heartstar_blues]

[Call to the town, because The Captain doesn't know how to shut up.]

[Phone | Unfiletered]

"I don't care who you are, who you think you are or what you plan to do.

If you're going to help out Grady, just stay the ☠☠☠☠ out of my way."

Comments

[alexanderofny]

I approve of this assessment of Grady's little cronies, but at the same time, I think that going to the highway again is a phenomenally stupid course of action.

[heartstar_blues]

I think you should go find a nice little hole and go ☠☠☠☠ hide then.

They don't want us there for a reason, so I'll go find out.

[alexanderofny]

There's a difference between hiding and common sense.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, sure there is.

Got something else to say or are you wasting my time?

[has_a_name]

...

... be careful...

*yeah, she's going to shoot you down if she sees you flying towards the highway*

[heartstar_blues]

...

Right.

[has_a_name]

... don't die...

[heartstar_blues]

Don't plan to.

[seriousbigtime]

[Peter clears his throat, putting in a bit more snark.]

Sounds like you could use some help. Feel like a team-up?

[heartstar_blues]

[Now that's what he wants to hear. Well, only if it's someone who can fight.]

Sure, who the ☠☠☠☠ is this?

[Captain hasn't talked to either of them in a while and he could never tell Peter and Spiderman's voice apart.]

[seriousbigtime]

Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man checking in! Been a while since that party of yours, Cap.

[heartstar_blues]

Oh yeah, definitely then.

I am probably getting myself into some real ☠☠☠☠ here.

[heartstar_blues]

Every time they offer something, someone takes it.

I am hoping that yelling like this will deter them.

Honestly, you'd think people would have given up taking their offers by now. But they still go to the post office.

[heartstar_blues]

People are terrible.

So, just don't get in their way and watch out or something.

[doctor_creep]

My, my. I suppose you'll be easy enough to discern, out on the road, then? Presuming [And he sounds so amused that it's impossible to think he's planning to] someone were going to take your little warning into consideration?

[heartstar_blues]

I'll be on the road soon enough. I am just hoping the rest of you aren't dumb enough to side with the ☠☠☠☠ who run this place.

If you are, then I'll tear through you too.

[doctor_creep]

Oh, I'm hardly siding with him. This is merely a satisfaction to my own obsessions - death is terribly interesting, is it not?

Though... you'll 'tear through me'? Forgive me if I find it difficult to believe you can do any more damage than a Black Dragon. But, should we meet, at least I'll be able to look forward to a good fight.

[heartstar_blues]

Oh, so just crazy.

Got it. In what time zone do you want them to find your teeth?

Dragons aren't that strong...

[He didn't technically beat that dragon, Machine Man did.]