33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

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[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right

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C) and boxers!

[geassedmassacre]

[Euphie just got home from a productive day of Girl Scout-ing only to find a mostly naked man sprawled in her front yard. She turns bright red and drops the remaining boxes all over the ground.]

O-oh my!

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My... you... ...

[Just muttering, eyes closed. Not getting up but not quite asleep.]

[geassedmassacre]

[This means Euphie has to go wake him up, doesn't it? Still red in the face, she takes a deep breath and goes over to him, gently shaking him, trying to rouse him.

He smells pretty strongly of booze. She has to fight the urge to recoil.]

M-Mister...

[heartstar_blues]

Mister... where? ☠☠☠☠... what are you doing?

A

[freakinblur]

[After a long day on the beat, Officer McCann here is not happy to see a nekkid!Cap on his couch.]

Cap. CAP!

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What?! What!

☠☠☠☠... Doc...

[freakinblur]

Cap.

Where are your pants.

[heartstar_blues]

Where are... your pants...

...what?

Why are you in my house?

[heartstar_blues]

☠☠☠☠! What!?

Who...

[The Captain tries to get up, using the shower curtain, it tears and he falls out of the tub.]

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Ow! ☠☠☠☠! What are you doing!?

[Flails... she might see his back hand smash the sink counter. He's strong!

He doesn't manage to stop her at all though.]

A - Whatever you prefer

[a_gentle_boy]

W-Wha?!

[Lucas immediately averts his gaze at the sight of partially-unclothed men, flushing extremely red. From out of the corner of his eye . . . Someone familiar? Vaguely familiar? .... He'll sneak a quick peek - oh augh bare miss there...

Lucas will edge slowly out of the room and return 10 seconds later struggling with drone!mom's comforter.]

[heartstar_blues]

[He barely glances over and gives a goofy grin.]

Hey kid! Why are you ... being a dream person... do I dream?

[a_gentle_boy]

[Still slowly edging . . . Lucas will peek out from behind as he holds it out in front of him like some kind of shield.]

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain will snag it. Standing up and putting it on like a large dress...]

Huh... what... ☠☠☠☠ why am I on my couch?

A

[weiss_tank]

[You're lucky he recognizes the footsteps of an extremely drunk man, or breaking into this assassins house may have had unforeseen consequences. Right now, he's just going to walk out.]

Oh...my....god...
Captain where the FUCK is your clothing!

Re: A

[heartstar_blues]

Where... ☠☠☠☠...

...why are you in my bedroom?

Re: A

[weiss_tank]

I'm not. You're in MY living room! WITH NO CLOTHING ON! Fuck. Stay there. I'm getting you a robe or something before Miakis sees you...

[heartstar_blues]

... ☠☠☠☠... wait...

What did Miakis do with my pants?!