34th Hangover - Is he actually being rational?

[heartstar_blues]

[Phone Call | Everyone]For all you who don't know me, I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠! The fact I'm a super hero shouldn't be surprising, you got a ☠☠☠☠ ton of them in town now

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[inababanchou]

[ He wonders where the bleeps over the phone are coming from. ]

What do you need help with, Captain?

[heartstar_blues]

Is this line filtered?

Filtered to The Captain.

[inababanchou]

Let me take care of that.

[ He hangs up abruptly, then calls back a few moments later. ]

Sorry, I only know how to filter calls that I make.

[heartstar_blues]

It's no problem. I don't really care but don't want to get half the town in trouble over my plans.

I'm going to try to take down the Milk Man.

[has_a_name]

... what happened on Mother's day...?

[heartstar_blues]

Guys got forced to do whatever women said, even by accident. Some sort of mind control.

It was a disaster.

[has_a_name]

... oh...

... sounds interesting...

[heartstar_blues]

It was painful.

So if it happens again, stay inside and shut up.

[kerorodearimasu]

Well, if this place can bring in aliens, I guess super heroes would be a given too, de arimasu. How do you filter a call any way?

Also, what happened last year?

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, if you see any little green aliens let me know, okay?

Filtering's tricky. Got to get them to patch you through with no open lines or anyone can hear you.

Last year any guy that got a command, even by accident, from a woman was compelled to obey. I wanted to ☠☠☠☠ kill someone.

[kerorodearimasu]

So would it count if I'm one of those aliens then?

Hmm I think I got it, but I can ask Lion or Viktoria-dono about it later.

Huh, that's actually not bad compared to what happened earlier this year, de arimasu. Wait....if that does happen and I'm around Natsumi-dono, this is not good.

[heartstar_blues]

You are? You know anything about the Heart Star?

And yeah, avoid all girls if you can. I am not sure they are going to do the same thing but they might.

[cramschoolgod]

Oh, you have a plan, Captain? [Great.]

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah. I don't know what the ☠☠☠☠ it's going to accomplish but I got to try something.

You know how to filter calls?

[private filter]

[cramschoolgod]

[Filters the call accordingly.] Yes, it's done.

I assume this is not a particularly subtle plan.

[private filter]

[heartstar_blues]

I'm going to move the milk bottles closer to the door so when he comes to pick them up I can punch him through the door.

Is that subtle?

[letunityblossom]

What happened last year?

[heartstar_blues]

Guys got compelled to do whatever women said to do. It was a bad time to be a guy.

I hope that ☠☠☠☠ doesn't go down again, I'm not in the mood.

[letunityblossom]

That is annoying... Maybe I'll just stay in that day, just in case.

[heartstar_blues]

And avoid any women in your house, or girls in general.

Lock yourself in a room with some food, water and an empty jug and you might be fine.