42nd Hangover - Milk Does a Superhero Good Right? [Event!]

Aug 16, 2011 20:46

[Phone | Everyone]

☠☠☠☠ this town, seriously.

This is The Captain.

To all the other heroes out there, man the ☠☠☠☠ up and protect those stuck with you.

After this, we're all going to talk.

[August 16th | Poison]
[The Captain chugs the milk, first day.

It doesn't do a body good. He'll come home from work early and spend all night in the bathroom cursing, vomiting and groaning. Enjoy, housemates.]

[August 17th | Hallucinations]
[The Captain chugs again, even though he spent most the night blowing it out both ends.

You'll catch him anywhere around town, running and screaming. Flailing about and even flying up into trees. Nothing seems to be assaulting him though.]

[August 18th | Razors]
[The Captain chugs again, not about to give up!

Anyone can catch him out front, vomiting up milk and razor blades onto the pavement.

That doesn't look pretty.]

[August 19th | Spiders]
[Nope, not going to quit.

This time he's flailing around, wrecking the living room and crashing through the door into the front yard.

Rolling around in the dirt and shouting.

Okay, this time little black somethings are crawling all over him.]

[August 20th | Poison again!]
[Again with the milk.

The Captain is back in the bathroom all day. Cursing and moaning. Eventually, he breaks the toilet.

Fuji may want to find another place to sleep as very dirty water leaks from the top floor into the kitchen.]

[August 21st | Fortified Poison]
[The Captain will not be stopped. He is a super hero!

Muttering to himself.]

☠☠☠☠ you, Milkman.

[Chugs the milk.

......

Anyone can find him on the front step of 1250 Williams Road, dead. His skin a little too pale and his face contorted in agony.]

[What a week.]

event: don't drink the milk!

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