47th Hangover - The Captain Has a Theory!

[heartstar_blues]

[Phone | Unfiltered]☠☠☠☠, I hope I am wrong

Comments

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

Radioactive skeletons?

Re: [Phone]

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, someone told me during Halloween there were graves with some of our names on them and radioactive corpses.

Re: [Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

Sounds like they're just trying to scare us.

[Phone]

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, but why not leave skeletons that look like us in there then?

[phone forever] 1/2

[anonnomnomnom]

[Wow, it's so hard to follow when he has absolutely no clue what you're talking about. Hmm.]

Maipole and Westport are other places, right? Noel said we couldn't leave this place, but I guess she was wrong after all.

2/2

[anonnomnomnom]

--But I don't get what you were saying about the glowing skeletons.

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain is the worse best at explaining things.]

Westport's a dead town were you get poisoned and die. Everyone was gone when we got there.

When we got stuck there, those left behind found our graves with skeletons that didn't match.

Maipole was Russian, I think they nuked it.

[anonnomnomnom]

[Luckily, Anon is the best at dealing with bullshit explanations. Or just swallowing them, either way.]

So, you died, but they couldn't find your skeletons, so you think they switched the skeletons... but there wasn't anyone to switch the skeletons. Maybe it was ghosts.

... But you still didn't explain how you got out of Mayfield.

[with_an_accent]

...

[Holy ☠☠☠☠, that actually kind of makes sense.]

Are you... feeling all right, Cap?

This sort of cerebral activity isn't usual for you.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, ☠☠☠☠, I know, I think I need a drink.

I've been here way too long. Maybe someone else will figure out the rest, I kinda dead ended with skeletons and kidnappings.

[with_an_accent]

If this is how you think sober, I think you need to drink less.

[Right. Like that's ever happening.]

It's a pity that the graves are gone. We could have investigated further.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, I never got to see any of them either.

Still, it's pretty crazy.