Bender 17 - Tree House Blues (Action)

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain is...

BUILDING A TREE HOUSE!Well, he's trying. He has boards. He has a shovel for some apparent reason. He is trying to hit screws through boards with a hammer. He started painting some of the boards before putting them up. It's probably dangerous to stand on any of the boards stuck between branches

Comments

[mare_libertas]

Wow! That looks awesome!

[Sealand is excited at least. And sees no obvious danger....]

Can I help?

[heartstar_blues]

[Stares blankely at the kid, looks to the abomination of wood and screws he created so far, and then back to the kid.]

Uh sure... take this and go cut things...

[Hands Sealand a saw, it might be rusty.]

[mare_libertas]

Okay!

[Off he goes with his rusty saw to go hack at some boards. Whistling his anthem cheerfully. Warning: In about 10 minutes there will be a serious injury. Good luck with that.]

[heartstar_blues]

[He'd come over when he heard the screaming!]

[bloody_hime]

*Hime is below the tree, looking at that monstrosity you are building.*

... What is that supposed to be, a death trap?

[heartstar_blues]

[He blinked down at her.]

It's a tree house...

[bloody_hime]

... You have nails sticking out everywhere...

And Why are you building a tree house?

[heartstar_blues]

[He frowned...]

Because I keep ☠☠☠☠ up and it's about time I tried to do something. Really are the nails that bad?

[lotuslife]

[narrowly avoids a nail hitting her in the head]

What the hell?!

[heartstar_blues]

[He heard the voice and checked to see what was going on.]

Hey! Watch out...

[lotuslife]

What are you doing?!

[heartstar_blues]

I'm making a tree house... What are you doing?

[armywithcountry]

[STARING AT THE MONSTROSITY oh god what is that]

. . . is that supposed to be some sort of fort?

[heartstar_blues]

[Looks at it then to the man...]

Yeah. Why?

[armywithcountry]

I don't think anyone will be able to defend themselves in that thing. I doubt they'd even be able to get in.

[heartstar_blues]

Of course someone can get in...

[Bad at lying.]

[bluecapboy]

[Luke's hobbling along on crutches, with one of not!papa's bone golems following behind him, but he stops when he sees this...treehouse.]

That looks dangerous.

[Also trying to move back because standing here might be a little unsafe.]

[heartstar_blues]

[As if to prove his thoughts true.. a board full of nails falls not too far away from him. The Captain glanced over to the kid.]

It's not done yet...

Hey, you look familiar...

1/3

[bluecapboy]

[Luke's dangerously close to said board of nails, fortunately the little bone golem following him watches carefully for anymore accidents.]

Ah, well you look familiar as well...

2/3

[bluecapboy]

[THINKING.]