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Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

Jul 06, 2010 19:25

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose ( Read more... )

stealing like a hero, your apartment!, communism, 20 bottles!

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metal_idol_key July 6 2010, 23:49:17 UTC

[NINJA ROBOT GIRL HUP.]

Captain, what are you doing? Are you in need of beets?

[You may or may not notice in your drunken stupor that Key's hands are bandaged. Did that silly girl burn herself? Aha, no. She's missing a pinky on one hand and the other has three fingers that are now only half of what they used to be.

...What did you expect, no one should have Key operation beet shredders.]

1/3 heartstar_blues July 6 2010, 23:51:32 UTC

[Puts down the stuff he is pulling from the cabinets to look to key.]

Oh hey I didn't notice...

2/3 heartstar_blues July 6 2010, 23:51:51 UTC

Notice...

3/3 heartstar_blues July 6 2010, 23:52:48 UTC

Who the ☠☠☠☠ did that? What the ☠☠☠☠ happened?

No more games, I'm ☠☠☠☠ someone until they are dead...

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wolf_wolves July 7 2010, 00:13:48 UTC

I was going to drink that, you know.

heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 00:43:43 UTC

[He opens it and takes a swig.]

It's your... civic duty codered! I need the bottle emptied.

wolf_wolves July 7 2010, 05:09:31 UTC

Somehow I don't think your civic duty is what you're thinking about right now.

heartstar_blues July 8 2010, 00:16:18 UTC

☠☠☠☠ you ugly... It's my job. You got to take pride in your... whatever.

[Too drunk to lie well, not that he can lie while sober.]

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ona_yoyo July 7 2010, 00:21:18 UTC

[What better time than when you're drunk. Hey howdy hey, there's a puppet staring at you as you pilfer from his family's cabinet.]

PFFFFFFffffftttttttt! heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 00:42:08 UTC

[Pulling stuff from the Cabinet, he finally sees the toy out of the corner of his eye. Staring at it a moment, was it there before?]

I can't believe these ☠☠☠☠ allow toys after all this, I guess they aren't entirely cold blooded.

ona_yoyo July 7 2010, 00:59:25 UTC

Well, that's because I'm not a normal toy, partner. Why are you digging through our cabinets?

heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 01:32:25 UTC

Holy ☠☠☠☠! It talked!

....

[Stumbling backwards and tripping over a chair, crashing to the ground.]

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likeahex July 7 2010, 01:44:17 UTC

[In the house And Tex is pissed at you]

Get out.

[you may be beat up.]

Anything goes! heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 02:02:08 UTC

You get out...

[He frowns at her. Drunk enough to be stubborn and annoyed.]

I got a job to do... where's your alcohol?

Awesome. likeahex July 7 2010, 02:06:05 UTC

[And she's just going to walk in front of him.]

I'm giving you one chance to get out of here before I make you.

Dumb dumb dumb... heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 04:24:58 UTC

How about you go get me a sandwich to soak up this vodka... I got work to do.

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hurtjustalittle July 7 2010, 01:50:01 UTC

How did you get in here? Get out! That's my alcohol!

[Granted she's never been drunk in her life, but it's the principal!]

heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 02:03:29 UTC

[Holding the bottle in his hand. He's just about to open it up.]

Hey!... I'm ☠☠☠☠ trying to work here. Back off kid.

hurtjustalittle July 7 2010, 02:06:42 UTC

This isn't work. It's thievery.

[Grabbing as many of the bottles as she can and trying to snatch the one he's holding from this hand.]

heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 04:23:58 UTC

I was told to...

[As she snatched his, he snatched at hers.

Sadly this ends badly. He falls forward into her with enough drunk weight to knock an average person down. This is not intentional. Yes, he this will hurt him.]

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