How many Zionists does it take to replace a lightbulb? -Four, one to stay home and comvince someone else to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in, and a fourth to proclaim that the entire jewish people stand behind their actions.

Your Brain is 73.33% Female, 26.67% Male

Your brain leans female

You think with your heart, not your head

Sweet and considerate, you are a giver

But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What Gender Is Your Brain?

well i still dotnm like lj too much. its to complicated for me

im writing bc im trying to forget t hat i have to go get dressed n do my genocide prj with someone i dont like to much. but its not jus the not liking its also the a.d.d.ness

well comment me???
i dunno

later

tired of trying
but
tired of waiting

my name is dana and i have blonde hair
i got big bras and wear polka dotted underwear
and when i run all teh guys like to stare
but thats okay
because they're not gay
it sucks to b e you
it sucks to b e you cuz my chai
is obsessed with usy
it sucks to be you

written by jackie
to the tune of "it sucks to be me" from ave. Q

i cant remmeber if i postted this one already cuz i no ive done it once be4 from allies journal but w.e. here it is again...maybe

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