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Is it just me, or are there a heck of a lot of these questionaire memes floating around currently?
1.) When showering do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Water first. Standing in a cold shower watching my balls shrivel until the hot water kicks in is not my idea of fun.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Nope. I've pretty much figured out how to shampoo my hair. (Don't spread this around, but I don't "repeat". If the first wash/rinse doesn't do the job I switch to another shampoo.)
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal Essences commercial?
Good gods, no. Does anybody?
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
I'm Pagan. Co-ed showering is the norm at the majority of gatherings I attend.
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Forced, no. But I occasionally took my baby brother into the shower with me just because it was easier than bathing him and then taking a separate shower myself.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
I don't ever recall doing so, no.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Isn't this a question like "have you ever masturbated"? The answer is always yes unless the person is lying. Or very young.
8.) How old do you look?
I think I look younger than I am, but part of me often wonders if that's just wishful thinking on my part. But maybe not. A couple years ago at Tara a guy got mad at me because he thought I was lying about my age, and that I was really much younger than I'd said. Which I thought was weird. I mean, why would I tell somebody that I'm older than I actually am? You only do that when you're under 21 and trying to buy liquor, right?
9.) How old do you act?
Oh, about 12, I'd say.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Carol of the Bells. I was addressing envelopes for my holiday cards.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Okay, this is going to come out sooner or later. I joined Sassafras Grove just after Winterfylleð. I know this seems uncharacteristically eclectic of me, but I really don't see any conflict. And I did consult the Witan of the Covenant beforehand. It's not like I just leaped into this without thinking.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Tonight I'm going to Sassafras' bardic circle. (Honestly, bardic and skaldic circles really aren't my "thing", but it's a little early in the game to be skipping out on gatherings. And, who knows, it might be fun.) Then tomorrow night Scott and I are going out to dinner with tholen and triskele_moon, and then watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory afterwards with them.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Yes.
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
This is a trick question, right? If I were still 17 I could probably find something sexy about her, but at that age I could be turned on by thinking about drywall.
15.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
Nope.
16.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
IMO that would be either Mischa Barton or Rachel Leigh Cook. I think they're both very hot. For girls.
17.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?
Tom Cruise.
18) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
Must be just yours, because my family doesn't have a crazy uncle. Unless I count.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
No.
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Not really, no.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
I have no idea.
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom?
What junk? I don't even understand this. But the answer is probably "yes", because when I finish a bag or bowl of popcorn it's all gone.
23). Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Of course. Refer back to question #4 above. Having sex in a tent isn't actually required, but it's usually the only place a couple of guys can get any privacy.
24). What about in a boat?
I don't think so. If I have, it obviously wasn't very memorable.
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
Nope.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Only if it's a simple matter of appeasing the car spirits.
28.) Would you kill George W Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
I think iarraidh responded eloquently: In light of the Patriot Act and the federal laws involved in discussing the assisnation of the POTUS and all ramifications therof, this is a DAMNED STOOPID QUESTION. I mean, c'mon, it's not like we live in a free country anymore.
29.) Should guys wear pink?
NOBODY should wear pink. Under any circumstances. At any time of year. But that's just my opinion, other people can wear whatever the f**k they want.
1.) When showering do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Water first. Standing in a cold shower watching my balls shrivel until the hot water kicks in is not my idea of fun.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Nope. I've pretty much figured out how to shampoo my hair. (Don't spread this around, but I don't "repeat". If the first wash/rinse doesn't do the job I switch to another shampoo.)
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal Essences commercial?
Good gods, no. Does anybody?
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
I'm Pagan. Co-ed showering is the norm at the majority of gatherings I attend.
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Forced, no. But I occasionally took my baby brother into the shower with me just because it was easier than bathing him and then taking a separate shower myself.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
I don't ever recall doing so, no.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Isn't this a question like "have you ever masturbated"? The answer is always yes unless the person is lying. Or very young.
8.) How old do you look?
I think I look younger than I am, but part of me often wonders if that's just wishful thinking on my part. But maybe not. A couple years ago at Tara a guy got mad at me because he thought I was lying about my age, and that I was really much younger than I'd said. Which I thought was weird. I mean, why would I tell somebody that I'm older than I actually am? You only do that when you're under 21 and trying to buy liquor, right?
9.) How old do you act?
Oh, about 12, I'd say.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Carol of the Bells. I was addressing envelopes for my holiday cards.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Okay, this is going to come out sooner or later. I joined Sassafras Grove just after Winterfylleð. I know this seems uncharacteristically eclectic of me, but I really don't see any conflict. And I did consult the Witan of the Covenant beforehand. It's not like I just leaped into this without thinking.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Tonight I'm going to Sassafras' bardic circle. (Honestly, bardic and skaldic circles really aren't my "thing", but it's a little early in the game to be skipping out on gatherings. And, who knows, it might be fun.) Then tomorrow night Scott and I are going out to dinner with tholen and triskele_moon, and then watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory afterwards with them.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Yes.
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
This is a trick question, right? If I were still 17 I could probably find something sexy about her, but at that age I could be turned on by thinking about drywall.
15.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
Nope.
16.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
IMO that would be either Mischa Barton or Rachel Leigh Cook. I think they're both very hot. For girls.
17.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?
Tom Cruise.
18) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
Must be just yours, because my family doesn't have a crazy uncle. Unless I count.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
No.
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Not really, no.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
I have no idea.
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom?
What junk? I don't even understand this. But the answer is probably "yes", because when I finish a bag or bowl of popcorn it's all gone.
23). Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Of course. Refer back to question #4 above. Having sex in a tent isn't actually required, but it's usually the only place a couple of guys can get any privacy.
24). What about in a boat?
I don't think so. If I have, it obviously wasn't very memorable.
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
Nope.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Only if it's a simple matter of appeasing the car spirits.
28.) Would you kill George W Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
I think iarraidh responded eloquently: In light of the Patriot Act and the federal laws involved in discussing the assisnation of the POTUS and all ramifications therof, this is a DAMNED STOOPID QUESTION. I mean, c'mon, it's not like we live in a free country anymore.
29.) Should guys wear pink?
NOBODY should wear pink. Under any circumstances. At any time of year. But that's just my opinion, other people can wear whatever the f**k they want.