If I were a month I would be: September
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 4 pm
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: a ray
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a lamp
If I were a sin I would be: Lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: Queen Elizabeth
If I were a liquid I would be: mercury
If I were a stone, I would be: emerald
If I were a tree, I would be: japanese mapel
If I were a bird, I would be: ostrich
If I were a tool, I would be: jig saw
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a heather (of course!)
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: summer rain
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: viola
If I were an animal, I would be: a tiger
If I were a color, I would be: purple
If I were an emotion, I would be: giddy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: summer squash
If I were a sound, I would be: white noise
If I were an element, I would be: Fire, I'm a fire sign.
If I were a car, I would be: a smart car
If I were a song, I would be: I'll have to think about that one....
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Tim Burton
If I were a poem, I would be written by: Shakespeare
If I were a food, I would be: spaghetti
If I were a place, I would be: my house
If I were a material, I would be: linen
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet and sour
If I were a scent, I would be: nag champa
If I were a religion, I would be: Lady of the Lake
If I were a word, I would be: fabulous
If I were an object, I would be: a pilow
If I were a body part I would be: a neck
If I were a facial expression I would be: surprise
If I were a subject in school I would be: Psychology
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Calvin
If I were a shape I would be a: an infinity sign
If I were a number I would be: 7