when i win the lottery im getting a boob job

Jun 09, 2008 22:40

A reduction. I hate boobs. fun to play with yes...fun to find clothing that fits no ( Read more... )

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emo_voltaire June 10 2008, 23:02:11 UTC
ACK!

NO!

NONONONONONONONO!

If you ruin those, I swear, I will, I will... well, I don't know what I'll do, but it'll be bad!

I know it's frustrating, but don't give up like that! Reduction is never EVER the answer, except in a medical case!

Try Macy's. Macy's, surprisingly enough, usually has really pretty bras for women with teh prety boobz. Like DD, and D. They don't judge. You know, like me.

But for the love of everything holy (coming from an atheist!), if I come back up to NP in the fall, and those things are damaged, you'll get the whatfor! >:O

Fisticuffs for smaller-cups! Memorize that!

... Does moo moo have any ideas?

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heatherbill88 June 11 2008, 02:07:25 UTC
hmmm i like that idea...i will memorize it
and i dont know if Moomoo has any ideas but when i win the lotto the two of you are getting whatever you could want and if thats it then so be it. and you are getting your own practice cause i was actually like ready to make a doctors appt when i found out that the insurance that we thought we finally had like two weeks ago does in fact not exist again. so yea...congrats i think this semester i might be your first official paying customer....do you accept homemade cookies and getting your laundry done?

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emo_voltaire June 11 2008, 02:27:38 UTC
Yes, yes I do.

Are you sick? And what's all this I hear about rabies?!?

Gasp, are your nipples rabid?

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heatherbill88 June 11 2008, 22:53:01 UTC
they are not
and im glad you do
and i am nont sick
and the rabies thing invloves a racoon, a stray cat that we have sort of adopted and a 3 am fight to the death that i had to break up. I got a little scratched and the cat got a little bloody and i had to do something about him bleeding all over the place, but no rabid nipples or anything else.

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heatherbill88 June 11 2008, 02:10:57 UTC
wow and you know something great....the ads on the top of the screen are for a minimizer bra and a annual bra sale at a place where the sizes go up to 58j!

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emo_voltaire June 11 2008, 02:33:04 UTC
58j? That's my favorite size!

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meli_moomoo June 11 2008, 21:40:45 UTC
never have i ever recieved such an urgent message on facebook before. i believe it was "MOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOO! quick, go to lj! heather and are talking about boobs!"

and about the boob discussion, i agree with heather about boobs being inconvenient but also fun to play with and even more fun to play with if they are not your own.

i heard that the amazons cut off their right boobs to be able to excell in archery because it got in the way.

also, boobs suck when you get sweaty, the sweat runs between them and give a very uncomfortable feeling. and bras! they suck. no one can seem to make a good bra. well, anything that i'll spend tons of money on.

but they do give you certain advantages...

humm, i dont know where i stand on this

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heatherbill88 June 11 2008, 22:57:30 UTC
I agree that bras are too expensive. I actually found a 34 DD the other day...for 50 bucks!!!
the thing about the amazons is beleived to be a myth, though no one agrees on whether the amazons existed at all or where they are from, though i am reading the Illiad and Homer seems to think that they came from the south east of Troy and the most recent location for Troy is possibly in Turkey
0h, and I say you stand much to far away on this.

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Ack! emo_voltaire June 12 2008, 01:59:50 UTC
ok, seriously, describing your sweaty breasts?

....Are you really trying to be that cruel to me? Really?

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Re: Ack! heatherbill88 June 12 2008, 17:59:32 UTC
well i mean think about it
for starters boobs are mostly fat and tissue and all making them hotter then someplace like your neck for instance, and then they are together and touching and all and sticking right out there in the sun. I mean they are gonna get sweaty when you are working out or running around or something and then the sweat all kinda rolls in toward the cleavege and since shirts kinda stick off you in that area it just keeps rolling down your stomach and all and its rather annoying when you are trying to get something done

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meli_moomoo June 12 2008, 22:01:51 UTC
well, the sweaty breasts thing is only the tip of the iceberg (haha or the tit of the iceberg)

they're just awkward. you have no idea how much i've wanted to have mine absolutely removed these past two weeks. regular bras dont cut it and sports bras feel like you're wearing another layer and give the oh so horrid uniboob look.

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meli_moomoo June 13 2008, 00:26:38 UTC
ps.- about the breast cancer thing. it does make sense. i guess i should start checking regularly because i havent. i did help my friend martin (girl) check during school and in the hall way. it was kind of awkward tho. she just told me that she thought that she had cancer and told me to feel her boob. it turns out that the lump she thought she had was just the seam of her bra. lol. but i got to feel her up in the middle of a crowded hallway.

anywho, i should look up how to check because i'm not sure that i'd be doing it right. hummm, maybe heather knows...

wait, your a doctor...

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heatherbill88 June 13 2008, 01:44:11 UTC
of course i know...like all the women in my family die of breast cancer
Ill check you in the middle of anywhere at anytime
and yea Doc..i can kill any conversation if i want. Its a gift

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