Phoebe: I am light, I am one too strong to fight, return to dark where shadows dwell, you can not have this Halliwell. Go away and leave my sight, and take with you this endless night
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Prue: Don’t you hate turkey? Hannah: Of course I do. I just don’t want you to have it. Prue: Is there any particular reason why you’re such a bitch to me? (Rex walks up behind her.) Hannah: Yes, because it’s my mission in life to destroy you. Rex: Well, nothing like a bit of inter-office rivalry to get those competitive juices flowing. Um, Hannah, a word. (They leave.)
Phoebe: We still need to take a trip to the Army-Navy store. Prue: Why? Phoebe: To get a flare gun. Piper: Screw you bitch! Phoebe: Okay, I think we need to hurry. Prue: Uh, yeah, just hang in there, Piper.
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes. Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either. Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
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Prue: If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight, he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day. Piper: Unmarried? Like being single doesn't have enough problems.
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Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death. Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.
Heres a creative one!voiceofreason85June 6 2006, 22:53:04 UTC
Phoebe: Yeah. And I think it goes without saying we both want a man who is well... employed. Piper: You’re seriously twisted. This is the spell we have to say? Phoebe: Yeah. We’re lucky. If we were men looking for women the spell requires putting a piece of honey cake in a sweaty armpit for day. Piper: Eww. Maybe we can say this. Phoebe: Okay. Phoebe/Piper: I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I am the queen, you’re the bee, as I desire so shall it be. I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I am the queen, you’re the bee, as I desire so shall it be.
Hey Kyle, is this the "No active powers!" line you and Paul always use?
Paige and Phoebe: (see the Seer in the house) Phoebe: Paige, demon, no active powers, do something! Paige: (Orbs a mirror towards the Seer, but the Seer moves and misses it. The mirror breaks instead.) Seer: Is that my bad luck or yours?
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Hannah: Of course I do. I just don’t want you to have it.
Prue: Is there any particular reason why you’re such a bitch to me?
(Rex walks up behind her.)
Hannah: Yes, because it’s my mission in life to destroy you.
Rex: Well, nothing like a bit of inter-office rivalry to get those competitive juices flowing. Um, Hannah, a word. (They leave.)
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Prue: Why?
Phoebe: To get a flare gun.
Piper: Screw you bitch!
Phoebe: Okay, I think we need to hurry.
Prue: Uh, yeah, just hang in there, Piper.
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Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
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Prue: If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight, he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day.
Piper: Unmarried? Like being single doesn't have enough problems.
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Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.
Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.
THAT SHOULD TIDE YOU OVER FOR AWHILE!!
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Piper: You’re seriously twisted. This is the spell we have to say?
Phoebe: Yeah. We’re lucky. If we were men looking for women the spell requires putting a piece of honey cake in a sweaty armpit for day.
Piper: Eww. Maybe we can say this.
Phoebe: Okay.
Phoebe/Piper: I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I am the queen, you’re the bee, as I desire so shall it be. I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I am the queen, you’re the bee, as I desire so shall it be.
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Paige and Phoebe: (see the Seer in the house)
Phoebe: Paige, demon, no active powers, do something!
Paige: (Orbs a mirror towards the Seer, but the Seer moves and misses it. The mirror breaks instead.)
Seer: Is that my bad luck or yours?
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