To make up for last update, this one is fairly long. Finally all the kids grow to young adults, so there will be an heir poll at the end, of course :] I'm pretty pumped, I can't wait to play these guys again!
Last time: Everyone had birthdays; Alfie & Logan became adults, Finch and Sable became young adults, and Wren and Oscar became teens. Wren's 'special toy' randomly turned itself into an imaginary friend and then became real thanks to Alfie's excellent chemistry skillz. Sable and Finch went to prom and gained boyfriends and girlfriends in the process. *whew!*
(I can't come up with titles for shit)
Pat begins the update with a mood swing.
BUT WHY THE FLAMINGO?!
Finch: Uhh Avi? Could you come over today? I need to see you, it's very important.
Pat: You're on my list, bub.
Oscar: Um, who IS he?
Oscar: I don't know who you are, but stay away from me or I'll punch you in the face.
That's it, Oscar. Make friends. (I LOVE the hot-headed trait!)
A couple sim hours later, I find this. He wasn't kidding, I guess. Logan seems oblivious. Either that, or he just doesn't like Pat, either.
Pat: WRENNN!! HELP!
Wren is not crying from embarrassment of her love interest being hit by her brother, she's having a mother effing mood swing.
No, her and Pat are STILL not official.
Wren: This whoopee cushion is the perfect prank, no one will suspect a THING.
Avi: What was so important that you needed me here?
Finch: WELL! I have a gift for you. For...graduating or something.
Finch: Marry me?
She was smart right away this time <3
Finch: Now that we're getting married, we can totally do it.
Avi: MUST you put it that way?
Where was Wren during her sister's graduation? Talking to the older boys.
Wren: I'm almost legal, you know.
Wren: But before I take advantage of you and never call you again, one question...who are those women over there?
Coral: MY BROTHER'S TALKING TO A GIRL! Sister in law?!
Anna(?): Yes, yes, she'll look nice in the family photos..
Kidd: Does this kill any chance I had with you?
Wren: Yes. It does.
Sweet hat....
Alfie: Now where did Wren go...?
Logan: The desktop! It's horrifying!!
This lovely woman is the paparazzi that was assigned to the Tidballs...she's the only one I EVER see. And she looks thrilled.
Oscar: Hey, paparroooo! We're over here!
Wren: Oscar, you jackass!
These two are my favorites<3<3
Alfie: Oscar let the paparazzi in the house today.
Logan: I'll talk to him, dear...
Wren: Um, that's not right....
Alfie: You god damn kids leave these dishes everywhere, I have to clean them and it's not fair!
Oscar: Way to not be cool, mom.
I forgot I never got Finch a job :x
He now works as an Organ Donor.
Wren tends to drink before school.
Wren: Do not judge me.
Oscar: Pat, this is you, ready? My impression of you, are you listening? *squeaky voice* "My name is Patttt and I was imaginaryyy from imagination landdd, where there were unicorns and hobbitssss. And butterflies were coooollll" That's you.
(everyone just stands and watches Oscar mock him, it's actually kind of hilarious)
Pat: I don't sound like that!
Oscar: I can't hear you, say it again?
Oscar: I wonder if this ass hat has any good answers...
Meanwhile...Avi comes over for a visit.
Alfie: Is that my grand baby cooking?
Avi: Of course!
(sure, Alfie seems excited now...)
Woot! If Finch is chosen as heir, the baby's name will be changed, because the theme of gen 3 will be cities , and the trait will be adventurous :]
Keegan is lame now, he's turned down every romantic interaction from Sable she's thrown at him.
Keegan: Just not into it, kay?
It's Wren and Pat's birthdays!
Wren is still adorable, she was given the Loves the Outdoors trait, and her LTW is Master Romancer (aka slut it up with 5 different sims in 5 different places)
Pat looks very cartoony, but still kinda cute. He got the Charismatic trait and his LTW is Star News Anchor...I think.
And so it was time to leave the teens alone. Meaning...Oscar. He burnt waffles about 5 times in a row. HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE?
I had him stalk this chickie, her name is Mae and she's awesome.
Let's see that baby of yours, Finchy boy.
UM, YOU CAN LET HIM IN, YOU KNOW.
That's Avi's mother, pretending not to be home.
If it makes you feel any better, I STILL don't know what the boy looks like.
Wren: Hey, Pat...can I join?!
Pat: YUP.
Alright, Pat. Since you're kind of annoying and Wren wants to sleep around, you can move out now.
Pat: But...but why?
I told you why.
Alfie: My daughter won't get married?!
No...afraid not. But maybe she'll probably get preggo along the way.
Alfie: And this one, a kid before he's married...what did I do to deserve this?!
Finch: Well, she didn't get pregnant until after I proposed, so it's not so bad...
Alfie: Wrong.
Wren: I'm so adorable! Look at me with my phone ringing, I'm popular, too!
Wren: Oh...Hi, Pat...
Wren: Well, yesterday was...a mistake.
(or WAS it?!)
this picture is just too adorable not to put in here.
Alfie: KIDS BEFORE MARRIAGE, HOW DARE YOU?!
Avi: Chill, mama Tidball.
Oscar: Mae, you should go to prom with me, it only makes sense.
Mae: Sure, Mister Tidball. Just don't embarrass me.
I don't even...
This was almost the cover shot. Almost.
Oscar is disliked by everyone in the house.
It's okay, though. He's MY favorite.
Finally, Keegan is accepting Sable's advances. Perhaps it was Wren's creepy secret flirting?
I'm scared...
Sable: I know it's not very traditional, but will you marry me?
He said yes!
Oscar does not approve.
Oh?
Don't worry. He denied everything she tried.
I'll admit, I was trying to cause some drama. No luck, he loves Sable too much!
Oscar, why so glum in your formal wear?
Oscar: I'm grounded and can't go to prom...so I'm spending my birthday with these nitwits instead of in Mae's underwear.
Mae grew up, anyway! (And Finch got promoted a couple times :])
Oscar looks the same, that makes me happy because he's frigging adorable. He was given the Angler trait. His LTW is Presenting the Perfect Private Aquarium.
Logan has taken quite the liking to Mae. She's the only potential spouse he likes.
Logan: You're worth nothing less than a dozen red roses!
Mae: ...Ookay mister mayor! *forced smile*
Oscar: Thanks for coming over, I just had to give you these...
Mae: Oh, really? What are 'these'?
Mae: A dozen red roses...I love them.
And that's it! Now go vote in the heir poll! :D
Here!