In jaikob's AIM subprofile, there's a page dedicated to funny things I say to him
UPDATED THIS ENTRY: September 20th
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I found out the bf's 25 too, I was like "No way, you could so go for 21" and he said "You're just saying that cause you think I'm sexy" and I said "No, that would be if I said you should take your shirt off"
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Yeah baby, you're a sinner, and you're damn good at it
PrittieGurlOnXTC: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*
PrittieGurlOnXTC: *poke poke poke*
PrittieGurlOnXTC: OH GOD!!!! SCREW YOU HOTMAIL!!! SCREW YOU AND YOUR TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE!!!!!
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Maybe you ate a bad taco
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol if you were straight that could be taken the wrong way
PrittieGurlOnXTC: How the hell can you be allergic to petroleum? That's like being allergic to paper
MylkShayke: It melts my skin
MylkShayke: lol
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Like Invader Zim and water? Cool!!
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I mean, damn that sucks
PrittieGurlOnXTC: *poke poke poke poke poke*
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Can I kill him?
MylkShayke: lol yes
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol rock on
MylkShayke: lol you had better not stay in Seaford for more than one night with all the murders you'll be commiting
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Jaime's a total tool, that's why
MylkShayke: LOL
MylkShayke: That one's going into the subprofile
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I don't know you, if he finds it lol
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Yaoi rules lol
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol oh god, go fuck a barbeque fork Jaikob
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Pfff screw them both, I'll be your boyfriend, it's not like you have to even see my vagina, I can get The Bulge and take webcam pics lol
MylkShayke: Hiya
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Possum
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Dead possum
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Had to touch it
MylkShayke: LOL
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Oh god
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol
MylkShayke: WHAT??
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Just leave it alone, she'll either go away or be eaten by a badger, that's what always happens
PrittieGurlOnXTC: THERE IT IS AGAIN!! SHE'S NAKIE!!!!
PrittieGurlOnXTC: NAKIENAKIENAKIENAKIE
MylkShayke: I saw a book that made me think of you!!
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Everyone Poops?
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Screw you and your anatomically correct
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol there's a place in Ontario called Moosonee, I'm going to go there and call it Moose Knee
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Hun, if you ever move to L.A or I ever move to Dela....if I ever move and you happen to move to the same place (like I'd actually go to Delaware), you HAVE to be a cheeseburger for Halloween
PrittieGurlOnXTC: That page you have dedicated to me on your subprofile makes me sound like the biggest retard in the world
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Why haven't I gotten any IMs from people wanting to be me?
PrittieGurlOnXTC: LMAO YOU ADDED TO THE ME PAGE ON YOUR SUBPROFILE
MylkShayke: I told you I was last night
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Like I remember whatever happened last night
NEW:
PrittieGurlOnXTC: There's no way in hell I'm putting large black balls in my mouth Jaikob, I don't care how good they are
PrittieGurlOnXTC: If we have a girl let's name her Yael
PrittieGurlOnXTC: It means mountain goat
MylkShayke: Let's name it Edina or Saffron so everyone can know that the dad is gay :-P
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol over your dead body Queerida
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Hun, what's 20 degress Celsius in Fahrenheit?
MylkShayke: I have no idea
PrittieGurlOnXTC: 70 or something, I think, I recall the math between the two was pointless if I wasn't in class and all I needed to do was add an estimated number, I think 40
PrittieGurlOnXTC: 40 + 20 = 70, shut up
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Holy fuck dude, I was right, I just asked dad, it's approximately 70
MylkShayke: haha
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Oh my god, I was smart and didn't even realize it
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol I'm reading a webcomic where the guy just had his temperature taken and it was 20 degrees Celsius, which means dick to me
MylkShayke: LOL
PrittieGurlOnXTC: So remember, 20 + 40 = 70
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I was trying to do a google search on the bug I'm thinking of and got a really gross picture of a bug close up, some fly creature with a human head and hand
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol actually no but that was funny
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I found out the bf's 25 too, I was like "No way, you could so go for 21" and he said "You're just saying that cause you think I'm sexy" and I said "No, that would be if I said you should take your shirt off"
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Yeah baby, you're a sinner, and you're damn good at it
PrittieGurlOnXTC: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*
PrittieGurlOnXTC: *poke poke poke*
PrittieGurlOnXTC: OH GOD!!!! SCREW YOU HOTMAIL!!! SCREW YOU AND YOUR TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE!!!!!
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Maybe you ate a bad taco
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol if you were straight that could be taken the wrong way
PrittieGurlOnXTC: How the hell can you be allergic to petroleum? That's like being allergic to paper
MylkShayke: It melts my skin
MylkShayke: lol
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Like Invader Zim and water? Cool!!
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I mean, damn that sucks
PrittieGurlOnXTC: *poke poke poke poke poke*
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Can I kill him?
MylkShayke: lol yes
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol rock on
MylkShayke: lol you had better not stay in Seaford for more than one night with all the murders you'll be commiting
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Jaime's a total tool, that's why
MylkShayke: LOL
MylkShayke: That one's going into the subprofile
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I don't know you, if he finds it lol
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Yaoi rules lol
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol oh god, go fuck a barbeque fork Jaikob
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Pfff screw them both, I'll be your boyfriend, it's not like you have to even see my vagina, I can get The Bulge and take webcam pics lol
MylkShayke: Hiya
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Possum
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Dead possum
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Had to touch it
MylkShayke: LOL
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Oh god
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol
MylkShayke: WHAT??
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Just leave it alone, she'll either go away or be eaten by a badger, that's what always happens
PrittieGurlOnXTC: THERE IT IS AGAIN!! SHE'S NAKIE!!!!
PrittieGurlOnXTC: NAKIENAKIENAKIENAKIE
MylkShayke: I saw a book that made me think of you!!
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Everyone Poops?
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Screw you and your anatomically correct
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol there's a place in Ontario called Moosonee, I'm going to go there and call it Moose Knee
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Hun, if you ever move to L.A or I ever move to Dela....if I ever move and you happen to move to the same place (like I'd actually go to Delaware), you HAVE to be a cheeseburger for Halloween
PrittieGurlOnXTC: That page you have dedicated to me on your subprofile makes me sound like the biggest retard in the world
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Why haven't I gotten any IMs from people wanting to be me?
PrittieGurlOnXTC: LMAO YOU ADDED TO THE ME PAGE ON YOUR SUBPROFILE
MylkShayke: I told you I was last night
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Like I remember whatever happened last night
NEW:
PrittieGurlOnXTC: There's no way in hell I'm putting large black balls in my mouth Jaikob, I don't care how good they are
PrittieGurlOnXTC: If we have a girl let's name her Yael
PrittieGurlOnXTC: It means mountain goat
MylkShayke: Let's name it Edina or Saffron so everyone can know that the dad is gay :-P
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol over your dead body Queerida
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Hun, what's 20 degress Celsius in Fahrenheit?
MylkShayke: I have no idea
PrittieGurlOnXTC: 70 or something, I think, I recall the math between the two was pointless if I wasn't in class and all I needed to do was add an estimated number, I think 40
PrittieGurlOnXTC: 40 + 20 = 70, shut up
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Holy fuck dude, I was right, I just asked dad, it's approximately 70
MylkShayke: haha
PrittieGurlOnXTC: Oh my god, I was smart and didn't even realize it
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol I'm reading a webcomic where the guy just had his temperature taken and it was 20 degrees Celsius, which means dick to me
MylkShayke: LOL
PrittieGurlOnXTC: So remember, 20 + 40 = 70
PrittieGurlOnXTC: I was trying to do a google search on the bug I'm thinking of and got a really gross picture of a bug close up, some fly creature with a human head and hand
PrittieGurlOnXTC: lol actually no but that was funny