"Why do guys pee on the seat and don't wipe it off?"
Well, we WOULD lift the seat, but then we always forget to put it back down, and so when a woman comes along afterwards and forgets to look before she sits down and gets her ass all wet with toilet water we get chewed out and so we've all decided to leave the seat down from now on.
I don't care if the seat's up, I really don't understand women who don't look at the seat before they sit. I mean, fuck, there could be anything in that toilet. I can put the seat down, but it's really damn gross to wipe up some dude's pee. If I'm dating him, then alright whatever I'll deal, but my co-workers are gross. lol.
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Well, we WOULD lift the seat, but then we always forget to put it back down, and so when a woman comes along afterwards and forgets to look before she sits down and gets her ass all wet with toilet water we get chewed out and so we've all decided to leave the seat down from now on.
That's why we get pee on the seat.
but the no-wiping part is because we are slobs.
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