What a Dairy Day

[heatherhostage]

Today I threw up at work... not once, but twice

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[drivemymercedes]

You work at a daycare? That's so cute. Except it's apparently not.

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[heatherhostage]

it'll be cute the next time the little girl decides to spew rank mess all over the place, I just toss her in a dumpster.

[dreading_leah]

and then this one time, i changed this kid's diaper, and i turned my back to reach for the fresh diaper, and while i had my back turned, for two seconds, this kid reaches into his dirty diaper, pulls out a huge wad of green shit and stuck it in his mouth and ATE IT. and then he threw it up, and then this little kid ran over and ate the thrown up shit. Seriously, tough day.

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[heatherhostage]

and then you realized that it was you & charlie that spawned these scat loving weasels. And then you think Maybe it was all the ritual family anal sex.

[mrwigglesfriend]

Jesus. I'm soooo sorry. I hate kids. I dont want any. I'd probably lose them or accidentally kill em.

[dreading_leah]

just because you are jealous of our anal escapades, NO OC FOR YOU!
muahahahaha.

GIVE IT UP FOR BUKKAKE!!

[youlovemycar]

wow.
tough fucking day.
kids are nasty as hell.
when i was little i stuck poop in my ears a couple of times.

daycares are just a breeding ground for nastiness.
good luck with it.

btw i'm making mac and cheese... you're welcome to come for dinner ;)

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[youlovemycar]

well of course!
i wouldnt make it any other way, dear!

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[heatherhostage]

mmmm... only if you'll regurgitate it first!