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hi friend,
life is swell.

let me repeat it: life is swell. there. now you know. i love chris wilson. he has most definitely earned his title of sexual olga.

i am notorious for my lack of caring, but i am still extremely depressed about well "HELLA BADASS"stone.

boohoo, baby.

hi friend,
what fun my life is! envision... sami clad in 100% black, also beautiful clown makeup!

you may also feel free to envision... sami and maggi! wearing... flowerpot and ladybug costume!

crack whores?, you say? non i counter! merely a day in the life of "the rich and famous"! you are so insanely jealous i smell it on you!#@#%&!! just you ( Read more... )

hi friend,
meow? meow. gettin down as the pink ladybug of the solid gold legend! you know grl oh yall don't even... shoo.

::recovers dramatic awareness::

me and maggie are so incredibly insane... but life is good like dat! hey-o! objective: take over world through corrupt and sinful music, the type that my associates drool to ( Read more... )

hi friend,
oh i know you are so insanely jealous of me... goin to school, having "fun", endless doctor's appointments... whoopee!!!

tomorrow's is predicted to be the wildest, most thrilling medical engagement yet... FOUR HOURS!!!!!!!!!! scOre!

hi friend,
you know not the first thing about training a dog, let me tell ya. involved in the training of taboo the belgian showdog was
a) having cut up hot dogs in my pocket
b) being slobbered upon incessantly
c) running in circles to "improve booboo's canter".

pity me.

hi friend,
your neglect has left me feeling sorry and blue... forgive me i don't mean to harm you

gorman*snaps fingers maliciously* now listen here class!
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hi friend,
I am 81% Emo

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hi friend,
yesterday morning, after several rounds of EKG, blood sampling and who knows what else, i was proclaimed my doctor's youngest ever anorexic patient.damn it, my life is so hard ( Read more... )

hi friend,
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