So this might not be worth posting...
But there was a freakin' dead pigeon in my driveway. It was banded. And scary. And huge! I fucking hate birds!

I just emailed Bernadette with the definitive "I will not be coming back". I am so depressed. I keep thinking about Bordeaux, and the life I had there. I wish things had turned out differently. I think I could have gone, but since I didn't have a job waiting for me, and since OU is still dragging their ass in getting me my degree it was really ( Read more... )

You know who is the most amazing man in the world?
Mel Brooks.
Thats right! He is my dream man. So talented. If I could think of anyone that I would want my future mate to be like, it would be him. I am currently trying to find a good picture of him so that I can get it tatooed on my ass.

Did you ever notice that the only time drug companies advertise that they give free prescriptions to those who can't afford it is during yuppie sports like golf or tennis? or during meet the press? stuff that not a whole lot of poor people are watch on television? you can't tell me its a coincidence ( Read more... )

So cool guy that I worked with quit, the good news is that I got moved up to full time! woohoo!
And I think that The Mouthbreathers is a great name for a band. A jazz band. All horns.

So, I started work on Wednesday, and I'm addicted. I love it. International Pantry is so cool, I know its not an "adult" job, but everyone that works there is over thirty. I get to work at 10am and leave a little after 6. I don't get to go swimming, but thats okay. I think I like it so much because I'm surrounded by cooking things and thats my ( Read more... )

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I had another Crohn attack today. Usually when I have one, I can't drink any water. I know it sounds weird, but I've talked to a couple of other Crohn patients and they say the same thing. Water is disgusting to me when I'm sick. Its hard to swallow and it sits on my stomach. So, I remembered one night in the hospital the nurse gave me green tea. I ( Read more... )

So this may never happen, because its one of Rudy's crazy ideas (Rudy owns La Baguette)but they have created a new menu for the new west side location with lobster thermidor etc. big fancy stuff. Anyway, he thought it would be good to have a bartender and he has decided to send me to bartending school! I would be a bartender (part time) and it will ( Read more... )

pretty darn nifty!
Oh my goodness! You scored 70%!

Wow, you're pretty darn nifty! You most likely have lots of friends, at least on the internet! Either you live in Canada, or you'd be a great tourist to that country, because niftiness grows on trees up there. Especially in Quebec, where they put butter on pizza! I kid you not. You should be ( Read more... )