Now with even lower standards!

[heatherosexual]

Due to shortages in men in the Susquehanna University/Selinsgrove area, the following categories of unforgivable lowlifes have been promoted to "potential relationship material" for me:

-Liars
-Cheaters
-Daily pot smokers
-My intellectual inferiors
-Dirty, smelly coffee shop poets
-Barflies
-Possessive types
-Women haters
-Men old enough to be my Dad
-My Dad

Comments

[pmoyshaikurobot]

....

Do you really think that all sex addicts are bad? Realistically, there must be some really nice guys who are great to be with and just, you know, have to fuck constantly.

[heatherosexual]

Then you can date them.