Aye, I'm reminded of my shortcomings everyday, but it's no longer crippling, it's more of a challenge.

And, I like that.

HOly shit. I just did the nutritional information for 50+ recipes for the Shane Diet Resorts. What the fuck?!

I'm a nutritional consultant?!

I live alone?!

When did I become this?!

What the fuck!?

In other news, if I had a roommate, I would have just showed them the shit I took. It was wild!

Holy incredible weekend. Holy incredible life ( Read more... )

Today, I started my secret santa mix!

YES!

You can't live in the past, we know we know I know I know, but you can't live in the future, either. Only now ( Read more... )

I made the world's biggest bed yesterday. I'm saying it can fit 4 comfortably ( Read more... )

well let's see. first things first, i'm home ( Read more... )

well hi ( Read more... )

I wish we were all better equipped to deal with most things.

I live at Emmy's now ( Read more... )