eek! It must be all the second hand smoke from charlie!

and at the age of 38! well fuck me running!

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You will live in Mansion.
You will drive a green Saturn.
You will marry Charlie Hunter and have 2 kids.
You will be a penguin jockey in australia.

brendy, you should appreciate the last statement..

I am the Rake

A woman never quite feels desired and appreciated enough. She wants attention, but a man is too often distracted and unresponsive. The Rake is a great female fantasy-figure - when he desires a woman, brief though that moment may be, he will go to the ends of the earth for her. He may be disloyal, dishonest and amoral, but that only ( Read more... )

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I managed to pass college algebra without even taking the bagoddamned exam!!

In the words of Brendy: Hooray!!

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'80%
Never taken out of the packaging 62.8%Shamelessness64.3%
It takes a couple of drinks 77.8% Sex Drive 63.2%
A fool for love, but not always76%Straightness17.9%
Knows the other body type like a map 41.9% Gayness 85.7%
Repressed, are we? 80.8%
Fucking Sick83.2%
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what's livin if you never pull your pants down and slide on the ice??

I scored a 13% on the "How Sorority Girl Are You?" Quizie! What about you?

I scored
61½%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!Take the test here!