bwahahahhahaha. i rock. i dont know why. but i do. go with it.
So...gotta name there?: nope.
If you do...what is yer name?: heather.
And how long have you been among your fellow Earthlings?: 15 years 4 months and 18 days
Glad we got THAT stuff over. Moving on to randomness.
Do you like cheese?: feta cheese is oh so scrumptious.
How 'bout the color lime green?: with other bright colors, yes.
Do you REALLY like surveys?: when i get bored. and they are rather addicting.
Or do you take them because you have nothing else to do?: yep that too!
What do you think about midgets?: ummmm i dont.
Do you own one who serves you sex in the middle of the night?: of course not! *looks over at midget in corner* *"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CAGE!?!?!"* i mean..woah! who said that!?
Am I scaring you?: no no. you are sexy.
Or do you think I'm the most entertaining thing since monkeys in a barrel?: monkeys in a barrel sucks.
Speaking of that...do you love monkeys in a barrel?: you're the worst thing since syphilis. <-- lmao trina you are the man.
Are you bored?: kinda
Moving on To the Mandatory Relationship Questions
So. You got a honey?: mmhmmm <3
Or do you just have a crush?: i have my Jenni
Do they know you like them?: of course!
Who would you want to kiss like you have never kissed before?: JENN!
Are you a relationship kinda person or do you like to bounce around?: relationship. bouncing around is pointless.
THAT was Lame. Let us Try And Be CREATIVE!
How are your toes?: narsty! only Jenn likes them. she cuddles with them sometimes.
Do you have any sexual fetishes?: probably lol
Interesting ones? Like toe sucking?: lmao i did that when i was little
How 'bout kinky yet original ones, like kissing on the neck?: oh man. kissing on the neck is amazing. do you agree?
Or are you some massive pervert who has your OWN fetishes?: booyah. lol no.
Is Rubber Ducky REALLY the one?: yes!
Who makes your bath time fun: hehehe.
Is your mind in the gutter, or are you an innocent little kid?: definetely in the gutter and down the drain.
Have you ever been undressed by someone other than yourself or family?: that is confidential information.
Have you ever been dressed back up by someone other than yourself or family: that is confidential information.
...Do you even dress yourself?: never.
Do you think I'm a retard?: no. i think you are a moron. thats a much less offensive word lol.
Let's Play...Word Association!!
What do you think of when you hear the word cow?: moo
Uncle?: bob?
Erica?: badu
Ringo?: starr
Fishnet?: stockings.
Dimple?: jenn is obessed with mine. aww.
Fhqwgads?: im like come. on. fhqwgads i said come on fhqwgads! everybody to the limit the cheat is to the limit everybody come one fhqwgads!!!
Spittle?: alyssa for some reason lol
This Outta Be Fun...
Spriekense Deutche? (I'm sure it's mis-spelled, sorry): i thought we werent telling people about that.
Nihongo?: twice.
Espanol?: ill have a number 2, biggie sized please.
Ingles?: so is said, a polar bear at my door, what is this!?
ACK! RUNNING OUT OF QUESTIONS!!
Is La La Land a fun place to go to?: im sure it is
How 'bout Never Never Land?: no id eventually like to grow up
Or is Disney Land by far the best?: its fun the first couple times. and its always fun when you're little. but as you get older. and youve been there before, it gets boring real fast <-- mmhmm.
What do you wanna be when you grow up?: a crackhead. no jk. some psychiatrist person type thing.
And what do YOU want for Christmas little kid?: my own country.
Are you in highschool? indeedy
Are highschoolers weird or what? (I'm one): sure i guess
Is there someone you wanna kill?: nah. im rather non-violent lol.
Is there someone that you love with all your heart?: of course. my wonderful girlfriend Jenn. all of my friends. and all of my family.
Is there someone that you would die for?: yes.
Or someone that would die for you?: i honestly dont know.
Do you wear man thongs?: PARTY BOY!!!!!
Should flossing be kept to your mouth?: lmao
Is peanut butter yum?: ch'yeah!!
Is this survey amazingly long?: not really.
Ok, We're Coming Round The Home Stretch!
Can chickens fly?: no, no they cant. i dont think. oO
Is everyone out to get you?: i used to think that. but i dont anymore. yay for self.
Does the doctor give you things other than help?: she gave me her dog. <--lol trina you are amazing.
Do you like parfaits?: peanut buster parfaits from Dairy Queen yeah!!
Is someone stalking you?: not that i know of.
Is there an animal outside your bedroom at night?: actually. yes. my cat sits outside my bedroom. and then he gets all happy when i open the door in the morning