cake of shame and disgrace.

[heaven_smile]

I just made a chocolate cake.

It looks like chocolate cake often does, except it also looks like a hobo came into my house and just puked all over it. I haven't been able to stomach the thought of eating a piece yet.

This is terrible, this is the worst thing I've ever done.

EDIT: Early reports confirm that the cake is rather tasty!! Very Moist

Comments

[bludroses]

did you try to frost it green or something? what's wrong with it?

[oh_kevin]

i am equally intrigued... what the hell did you do to it to make it look like a homless person yakked on it?

is it a different color than the yak of those with homes?

[heaven_smile]

The frosting itself is a sickly off-white color; it's runny and gooey, and chunks of coconut stick out in every direction, vaguely resembling maggots.

I'm pretty sure that only hobo yak would have maggots in it.

It is kind of green too. The cake is on a green plate, and the frosting is semi-transparent, so in some places it has a putrid green glow.

[anonymous]

But from the way you're describing it, it actually sounds quite awesome.

[ayn_l_semen]

was the secret ingredient "hobo love"?

[heaven_smile]

you wish.