(704) You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
"Honestly, Jun-kun, I thought you'd have your dry cleaning lady on speed-dial by now."
(704) I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
"No, but I definitely want to see the look on Prof. Sakurai's face when you tell him that."
(603) Of course I have a pirate flag
"Take a guess as to why Oh-chan stopped asking him to go fishing."
(864) I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
"To be fair, Nino, it is a very cute face."
(845) You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
"I agree, though you're buying me a new shirt, Aiba-chan."
I have no excuse for these, just getting some random dialogue out of my head as I flip through
TFLN (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ And I still have 30 minutes out of 12 hours left of work.