HARRY POTTER OMG
THERE ARE ZOMBIES IN HARRY POTTER. WHY IS NO ONE ELSE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS? ZOMBIES!! OH MY GOD. THIS IS SO GREAT. WHERE IS THE DORKY GOTH KID AT HOGWARTS TRYING TO BRING BACK SOME DEAD FLOBBERWORM WHILE LISTENING TO NEWORDER ON HIS TAPE PLAYER? WHERE? I DEMAND SATISFACTION, DAMMIT. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S JUSTIN, MAN. JUSTIN IS THE GOTHIC NECROMANCER OF HUFFLEPUFF.
AND HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THE WORLD? GINNY IS SUCH A WHORE! A FILTHY, DIRTY, LYING WHORE! IT'S FANTASTIC. I THINK THEY PRETTY MUCH CALLED HER A SLUT TWICE IN THE BOOK. OH MAN. HARRY WAS ALL OVER HER. SO WAS DEAN. AND SLUGHORN. OH, GINNY. YOU, DIRTY WHORE, YOU.
AND FOR SOME REASON, I CAN'T STOP LOVING TONKS EVEN IF SHE WAS INVOLVED IN THE LAMEST PLOT TWIST EVER. I CAAAAN'T. I LOVE HER TOO MUCH. SHE IS A TONKS. REMUS WILL PROBABLY DIE IN THE NEXT BOOK ANYWAY, SO HOW MUCH LONGER WILL WE HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH RONKS?
ZOMBIES. OH MY GOD. ZOMBIES, MAN. AHHH. YES.
WHY AM I ALWAYS SURPRISED BY THAT DAMN WOMAN'S PLOT TWISTS? I GASP AT THEM! I MUST BE RETARDED. SNAPE IS HALF-BLOOD PRINCE? HE KILLED DUMBLEDORE?? REMUS AND TONKS ARE TOGETHER??? MADNESS.
BEST LINE GOES TO HERMIONE ABOUT DATING ONLY THE REALLY GOOD QUIDDITCH PLAYERS. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SCENE TO BEHOLD. YES, IT WAS.