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[heavensbitch]

It seems like I came at a good time. The students are all gone, and the noise level is at a minimum

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[undesiring]

Flesh-eating bug, eh?

And who might you be? A new professor?

[heavensbitch]

Yes. Quite the nasty little prick.

I'm the new professor for Defense Against the Dark Arts. You'll be one of my students?

[undesiring]

Is that to be used in your lessons? 'Cause if it is, I'll make sure I'm always too sick to attend your classes.

[heavensbitch]

Of course. I didn't bring the thing here to admire it. Fucking ugly, it is.

What's your name?

[iheart_history]

Welcome to the school. I'm just, ah... not here to welcome you in person.

Daniel Jackson, Ancient History. Nice to meet you.

[heavensbitch]

It's all right.

Good to meet you too. I'm John Constantine. I'll most probably be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts this year.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

a flesh eating bug huh? thats sounds fun.

I'm Deadpool, teachers assistant in exile

[heavensbitch]

It's all fun and games until a student gets his eye eaten. But then again, that will probably be the student's fault for not listening to instructions.

John Constantine, Professor for Defense Against the Dark Arts. Well, that sucks.

[merc_w_a_mouth]

well, it pretty fun if the eye gets eaten right, like just the eyeball so it falls out attached by the optic nerve. Man... hilarious.

DADA... *cough* I wish there was a defence for second hand smoke. Speaking from experience, cancer ain't no fun.

like you wouldn't believe!

[holdontime]

Enjoy the silence while it lasts.